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Earl Sr.
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12/30/2004
07:39:04
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Attention Revelers !
Everyone is invited to watch my mental son Earl and his idiot pals, stand in the front yard in snowbanks without shirts, scream at passing motorists starting about 7:00 pm and lasting until the State Police remove them.

Happy Hollidays and drink responsibly !

Earl Sr.


logus drypes
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12/31/2004
09:52:10
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it is with deep regret that i will not be able to perform my card
trick tonite at the ed-earl's new years festivities. as you may or
may not know, both my uncle, jerry charles, and i are in deep
morning over the complete loss of our home country,
drypesland, which was swallowed up by the oceans after the
giant tsunami last week.
hunk silfies has a betamax tape of the trick and has promised
that anyone who wants to stop by the overpass and pet his new
chickens can have a quick view of the trick, my trick,my
beautiful trick, the weeping chinaman.
those of you inclined to make donations should meet my
uncle, mel gruver in the breezeway. cash is always appreciated.
also, i am in need of a new carton of kents as the last one was
stolen from the treehouse during the looting that shook our
community last night. to the culprits: we know who you are!
your'e not fooling anyone!
logus


Earl sr.
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12/31/2004
22:54:28
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well, 7:15. that's a record. a sad pathetic record.
christ, the kid don't even look like me.
for new years im gonna resolve not to frighten and use violence
against my family and loved ones.
that still gives me four hours!


PM FN Krump, PM
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1/01/2005
10:12:53
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Dear ED Earl,
Yes there is a Drypesland and there always will be as long as right minded individuals who hunger for a better world can use there uncontrollable imaginations in the pursuit of that noble goal. Drypesland remains in our hearts and minds, mostly in our minds, and cannot be robbed from the faithfull by electroshock therapy, common sense, or other futile attempts to destroy our beloved empire by persons or nations intent on taking over the planet for reasons of conquest and screwing everything up, from smahed Christmas lights to government enforved ban on treeforts. You can be proud, Ed Earl that your mind, while hopelessly destroyed by orange barrells, is still shining brightly enough to dispel the cruel taunts of the sane, the perverse, those who would pass judgement on you for dumping in utility rooms. Fear not, Ed Earl, Drypesland was here before you came and it will be here before you go. As long as mankind chooses insanity as a viable life option, Drypesland will be here to take care of you. I hope this makes you feel better, after all, it was just a bad dream. Change the 8track now, and think of happy thoughts, like being kissed by DSD.
PM FN Krump PM


ed damnit
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1/01/2005
10:28:33
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hold on-make no mistake-it was that goof of a son that hung
the weeping magician in the utility rooms. i have not had a
decent bowel movement since merv griffin retired.

and that kissed by dead sammy davis crack really messes with
me. i don't remember telling that to anyone. stay out of my
yard and leave my lawn gnomes alone.

krump, hm, weren't you the guy at south catasauqua junior high
what tried to commit suicide in the gymnasium with a
homemade potato gun?

stay away from my son-he don't need encouragement.


Pudd Witt
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1/02/2005
06:09:24
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I thought that homemade potato gun was a pretty good idea. Especially since the world got too many spuds already. At least it werent as stupid as Hunks homemade chicken rifle, you couldnt hit the side of the fieldhouse with that contraption, plus it was hard to load shotgun shells into the the chickens barrell/anus, and aiming it was almost sometimes difficult after the site was gone from Billy and Richard biting the chickens head off, but the potato gun was still a good idea.
I feel sorry for your poor father.
Pudd Witt


Dr. BORG
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1/02/2005
15:11:13
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actually, chickens are an excellent conducter of electricity.


Dr. Pez DeSpencer
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1/03/2005
07:06:56
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Dear Dr. Borg,

Is that how you got that electric shock on your tongue that time down at Hunk's shack? you oughta be ashamed. Remember to wear your keds or hush puppies when you are dong electric chicken experiments. I once made a transistor radio out of a chicken when I was in 3rd grade. It even got AM. But my Ma made me throw it out when the entrails started to leak all over my "Rifleman " bedspread.


micah torrence
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1/03/2005
07:36:26
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actually, recent experiments have shown that pf flyers are the
best grounding for chicken radios. unless of course you are in a
fox hole or in the field.
few know the part chickens have played in national
communictaions through out the twentieth century. nikolai
tesla, the electric magician himself, had gone on record as
saying, "if only that idiot edison weren't allergic to poultry,
america would be the greatest place on earth".
food for thought.


Hunk Silfies
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1/03/2005
09:44:13
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Stop making fun of chickens. I love chickens, and I hate you guys. What the heck is this weeping magician/Chinaman baloney. Stick to serious topics only, and stop making up crap that nobody, including me , can understand. On the electric chicken question, when me and Pudd were children, we hollowed out chickens entrails and pulled the chicken carcasses down over our heads and then put spaghetti collanders on top of them with tv aerials made out of tin foil on top of the collanders. then with the help of dixie cups, barrells and magic, we could get AM radio signals from as far away as Juarez Mexico. I don't care if you don't believe it, because you are mental.
Go chase yourself,
Hunk


milburn drysdale
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1/03/2005
12:44:14
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i am naked.


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