- Irwin Corey Message Board [ return ]
FromMessage
doc newhouser
Guest
 Email

12/20/2004
16:43:41
Subject: guess
IP: Logged

Message:
Q:what do you get when a frog hatchling gets clogged
in your flatus tube?

A; Flatus Interuptuss!




Pez DeSpencer
Guest
 Email

12/23/2004
06:53:56
RE: guess
IP: Logged

Message:
I had a problem with polywogs and tadpoles invading my personal space thru a defective flatus tubes. They proceeded up the canal to my colon where they grew into bullfrogs. They torture me day and night with the croaking, which reverberates thru my spleen and intestines, plus when they die they stay behind my pancreas and rot and the resulting smell, while not quite as horrific as jumbo's pud, is still awfull enough to curtail my social life.


dr. irving borg
Guest
 Email

12/24/2004
09:38:52
RE: guess
IP: Logged

Message:
p.d.,
have you tried algae eaters, or water snakes? if you have tried
these and they have proven unsuccesful, come down to the front
street clinic and i will extract them by hand with my flatus tube
phlange grips!
still floating along at plumb level!
dr. i.b.md.


logus the great
Guest
 Email

1/11/2005
09:28:45
RE: guess
IP: Logged

Message:
Is your card the nine of diamonds?


John Doss
Guest
 Email

1/11/2005
10:06:21
RE: guess
IP: Logged

Message:
thats my library card, you thieving piece of pudcheese. My library card has the 9 of diamonds embossed on the outer edge. when I get my hands on you, youre gonna wish neither of us were ever born, just like I do.
You love Jumbo...you love Jumbo....you love Jumbo
I hate you,
John Doss



dresley seraw
Guest
 Email

1/31/2005
18:17:31
RE: guess
IP: Logged

Message:
grow up all.


dresley seraw
Guest
 Email

1/31/2005
18:17:34
RE: guess
IP: Logged

Message:
grow up all.


klyde kidneysnacker
Guest
 Email

2/02/2005
19:30:05
RE: guess
IP: Logged

Message:
this has all become very out of hand, thus my motion to halt this thread yesterday. get it?


Hunk Silfies
Guest
 Email

2/03/2005
04:18:11
RE: guess
IP: Logged

Message:
Dear Klyde,
Keep your hands to yourself ! after all, a bird in the hand, or a chicken, is worth a grain of sand.
have a nice day !


cat stevens
Guest
 Email

2/18/2005
08:41:49
RE: guess
IP: Logged

Message:
i wrote better songs than buddy holley.


P 1


Post a reply to this message:
Name:
Email:
Notify me when I get a reply to my message:Yes  No

Subject:
Message: