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elgin lewie pew
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12/15/2004
13:59:48
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hola kids! good news, my breathtaking new book, "it wasn't
me-the oral biography of jerry charles",did so well that it is
being issued in paperback and on cdr! those of you who have
had the jerry charles experience won't want to miss this one.
featuring: what really happend on that strange
"disappearance"? plus:new photos of the "cold cream incedent'
mugshots, a rare interview with his ex wife brittany spears, and
of course a flipbook section featuring logus the lame's famous
trick "the weeping chinaman". others who have purchased this
book also read:


to be continued


Jay Pudlasky
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12/16/2004
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Gee Mrs. Pew,

thats sounds swell, send me two copies post haste!

Jay Pudlasky,
c/o Jumbo


elgin lewie pew
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12/16/2004
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dear mr/ms. pudlasky,
thank you for your interest in my new e-book "it wasn't me-
the oral biography of jerry charles!", for clerical purposes i do
need to ask just a few questions:
1-would that be jumbo who lives in the pup tent
behind donnie's place?
2-does jumbo still have that miserable chimp chatter
living with her?
3-do you think this batch of salve don't smell right?

thank you again for your interest, and for completing our
questionaire you will recieve one of three door prizes!
elp


Emerson Lake Palmer
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12/16/2004
10:36:19
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Dear Elgin,
You better think thrice before using ELP in your posted messages. We own the copyright to ELP, and if you use it again, we will force you to perform a pudectomy on Jumbo without a noseclamp. You won't consider yourself a Lucky Man then, will you? What were the three door prizes? And, perhaps your nose would work better at smelling salve if you would refrain from sticking it where it don't belong on the stage of the skin show at the Cementon Fair. Don't be a brown-noser !
Your pals,
ELP


e.pew
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12/16/2004
11:34:34
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my investigations into the "skin trade" are purely professional, i
am in the midst of conducting research for my next project.
which reminds me, i recently visited the catasauqua long john
silvers and was greatly dissapointed to find that hermione silfies
no longer works there, as i am writing two chapters on her
infamous "lost weekend" i would appreciate anyone who can put
me in touch with her.
theres a free copy of the book in it for you!
el pew


Swinger
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12/16/2004
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yo elp,
Hermionie silfies is under your desk, as I write this,you can have her when I'm done. You may want to evacuate your bowells first...that always seems to work pretty well for me......are you going to Jumbo's sleepout tonight?


Sky King
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1/06/2005
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e.l. pew
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1/24/2005
16:41:53
abridged e book
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folks, since the untimely death of Jerry Charles, I have been
flooded with requests fo my e-book, "it wasn't me-the oral
biography of Jerry Charles. This book is now out of print, so if
you missed out too damn bad. losers


jett black
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1/31/2005
17:59:27
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you're all full of frog fecies-every last one of you.


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