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Joyce K.
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11/19/2004
06:26:02
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Dear Earl,
Although I admit it was a real hoot last night down under the bridge, you may have misunderstood me when I told you that you could borrow the salve. what I meant was that you could use the medium grade salve as long as I was there to supervise, I did not intend for you to abscond with my industrial strength unguent salve in the tupperware container. Please return it post haste and right away, as I am begining to rupture, and that is the only salve that stops the festering. Other than that, I'd say last night was pretty special, even though you failed to disclose the fact that you had a tail.....que sera sera
Joyce


ed damnit
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11/21/2004
09:53:15
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joyce,
man you always had trouble keeping your mouth shut.
here: if you want your precious salve you can go get it from your
marcupial pal hunk, who lives beneath the over pass.
for anyone that gives a ratts patoot, i have taken up
residence in the tree fort by the canal. if the knotted rope is not
out, just call up. but wait until later in the day as i like to spend
my mornings on my soon to be completed project.
so hunk has a tail huh? i am not surprised.
ED DAMNIT

ps-i still need your old xmas lights, there is a box at the base of
the tree, come on people don't dissapoint me-everything i do i
do for you!


Joyce K.
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11/22/2004
04:24:37
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Dear Ed,
No dice, psycho lad, last time I ventured to the canal treefort, you trunned a pot belly stove at me, and I still have residual brain damage. Hunk ain't got no tail, just feathers. I heared you are descended from royalty, are that true? I always wondered about the 6 toes on your left hand.
Go chase yourself,
Joyce, Sandra and the triplets


Dr. P. DeSpencer,
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11/22/2004
06:14:01
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Dear Ed & Joyce,
Please call Sandra at my office post haste and right away and immediately and asap to discuss the results of your venereal disease tests (multiple), and keep your paws of each other until I explain the ramifications of your cases (severe)
Medically Yours,
Dr. Pez DeSpencer, Podiatrist


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