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Mr. Straley
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11/16/2004
07:04:03
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Dennis, for goodness sakes, take off the Zorro outfit and go home before the state police come back !


Dennis Growe
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11/16/2004
10:15:10
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What Zorro outfit ?


Norvis Simms
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11/16/2004
12:21:44
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Dear Ask Hank,
please do not discard this message!! I know it might seem as
if this question has nothing to do with poultry, and in fact it
does not, but I am in need of wise council and the guy in the
crawl space across from the house on sherwood ave that is
remodeling their bathroom, not the brownstone but the shingle
sided one, told me you were the wisest man in all of catasaqua.
my problem is this, how are push-up pops, push-up bras
and push-ups related? you cannot eat a push-up pop while
doing push-ups, and I look and feel ridiulous wearing a bra
when I exercise.
thank you for your time,
and i await your learned council.
Norvis


Dwight Cucumber
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11/17/2004
05:37:13
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Dear Norvis,

its people like you what make me nervous, Norvis.

AAAAHHHHHHH WWWWWOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

drop dead !

Dwight


Hunk Tarzan Silfies
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11/17/2004
12:37:21
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first of all, its spelled CATASAUQUA.........Sherwood Street, not Sherwood Ave. there are no brownstones on sherwood st, only bi-levels with aluminum siding, my name is Hunk, not Hank, and I'm begining to think that there are ringers posting notes on this here message board, and not board certified message board posters. My uncle Jerry Charles warned me about the rampant insanity inherent in the system, but I was young and insane and in love with chickens and couldn't see the feathers for the coop.........what the hell was the question? oh yeah, I know its you, Ed, you ain't foolin' anybody, you know! In closing, go chase yourself, do it today, and I ain't shittin' around.
Hank....I mean, Hunk


JOE ED POUCHE
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11/17/2004
17:13:52
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EARL!!! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK?????


Moleman Mast
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11/18/2004
04:39:54
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Dear Earl,
when can I expect payment for the ali babby swword?


JOE ED POUCHE
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11/18/2004
08:49:51
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Listen, back off! I told you I would give you the moola after the
thing was authenticated by an expert. Logus is comin to look at
it tomorrow. what is the sticky stuff on the scaboard? and the
feathers?

EARL


Harry Semmell
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11/18/2004
10:25:38
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Dear Joe Ed Earl Pouche, Jr.

sorry about the sticky stuff (sic) and the feathers. We asked Harold to give it the old once over, and I guess he took that the wrong way. The feathers give the swword an erudite continental look, and the sticky stuff (sic) can be chiseled off if you take it to a half decent automobile machine shop.


Rhonda Cohenier
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11/18/2004
20:56:27
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What's with the Puerto Rican Girl behind the counter at Fat Ray's?
Am I missing something?


Hunk Silfies
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11/19/2004
04:39:06
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Dear Rhonda,
Yes you are missing something, and better off if you ask us. she isn't a real girl, possibly not a real human, and unfortunately , not even a real chicken. If you want a little good advice, do your drinking somewhere else. Fat Ray is seriously deranged, and should not even be mentioned in a family message board.


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