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Tiger-Dan Dundee
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10/27/2004
08:47:50
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Silfies missing? That's the way it looks folks. For reasons I
cannot divulge, circumstances found me beneath the over pass
in the part of this little jungle known as "Hunk's House", again-
while I am an avowed fan of his legendary cable access show and
I stress here that I am no mere celebrity stalker-I had legitimate
reasons to track Mr. Silfies down!
His tarpolean was missing, the replica of the eifle tower that
he had constructed out of discarded free aol cd's was tipped
over, the chicken coups empty, the pigeon hutch destroyed.
My attempts to further gather information on Hunk's where
abouts have been stymied by cynicism and doubt. My abdomen
is swelling and foul gasses pass from me with more frequency
than high level Iraqi explosives can be divied and disperrsed .
When I was a teenager I had first heard of Silfies, who then
was living in California, his gift as a healer was legendary. I
made my way out to California to see him, only to find that he
had relocated back east.
I know that some intestinal parasite or spirochite is engaged
in dirty works someplace in my digestianl tract, and there was
this tea they told me Hunk used to make.
Can anybody please post Hunk's where abouts or at least the
recipe for that tea?
I can't stand myself, I have had to punch holes in the
cardoard box and now must dress in layers, which is a problem
in and of itself.
Tiger-Dan


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10/30/2004
04:03:29
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To whom it may concern:
I am now, as I have always been, in the Catasauqua playground tennis courts with my chickens. If you were really who you wish you were (Ed), you wouldn't need to ask such obvious questions. And another thing, not only don't I drink tea, I don't even know what tea is or how to spell tea, so buzz off. You may think it is funny to make fun of us (me and the chickens) but we take ourselves seriously, as well we should in these uncertain times. In closing, I see that the Prof. will be at the state theatre in Easton, Pa. this is close to where I live (sic)and I would be willing to fork over the big bucks to get in if I could be assured that Jerry Charles was gonna' perform. He was freindly with my Ma back before I was born, and the chickens make rapturous noises when they listen to his "Moonlight over Pennsylvania" 8-track.


earl
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10/30/2004
09:19:58
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EARL-EARL-CALL ME EARL DAMMIT!


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10/31/2004
05:07:59
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Dear Earl Dammit,
If you think that by calling yourself Earl, that nobody will know that your name is Ed, well, thats fine with me, but thats not why I'm here. Perhaps, as a republican, you could help me get a publisher for a novel I'm presently writing, with the working title of "My pet chicken". My pal Harold told me that people like you have more than a passing interest in barnyard literature, and could probably help.
thank you,
Hunk


Celia Poughty
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11/01/2004
08:58:11
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Wow! Hunk Silfies writting a book! will it include transcripts of
your cable access show? My sisters and I so enjoyed your show,
what ever happened to your sidekick, that magician that used to
burst into flames? I laughed at his silly screams so hard that the
urine would run down my dr. dentons and all over the plastic
slip covers. Do you remember the time you beat out the flames
with a Rhode Island Red?? Classic!!!
On my honeymoon I explained the Hunk Silfies Show to my
Husband, Tucker, and I once again laughed until the urine
dripped from my dr. dentons.
keep on cluckin!
Celia


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11/01/2004
12:33:12
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Dear Celia,
Are you insane or what? I remember Tucker, and what he done to a couple of my chickens when I was overseas working for a humanitarian relief organization helping 4th world refugees dig holes in the ground looking for water, or diamonds or something. What he done to them chickens should be a crime, and it is a crime in most places other than Catasauqua. While I wa sweating up a storm in the barren Sahara jungle, Tucker was squeezing my chickens up on top of the trestle. Boy, I hate him. You ought to give him the air and come down under the bridge and see what romance is like with a real man. A man who knows how to treat a lady and a chicken. And don't beleive that lie about me catching venereal warts while I was in Togoland. I had them warts ever since grade school.
I'll put a candle in my cardboard box under the Pine Street bridge to light your way.
xxxxoooooo
Hunk
ps bring your own salve


Hunk Silfies
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11/01/2004
12:33:21
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Dear Celia,
Are you insane or what? I remember Tucker, and what he done to a couple of my chickens when I was overseas working for a humanitarian relief organization helping 4th world refugees dig holes in the ground looking for water, or diamonds or something. What he done to them chickens should be a crime, and it is a crime in most places other than Catasauqua. While I wa sweating up a storm in the barren Sahara jungle, Tucker was squeezing my chickens up on top of the trestle. Boy, I hate him. You ought to give him the air and come down under the bridge and see what romance is like with a real man. A man who knows how to treat a lady and a chicken. And don't beleive that lie about me catching venereal warts while I was in Togoland. I had them warts ever since grade school.
I'll put a candle in my cardboard box under the Pine Street bridge to light your way.
xxxxoooooo
Hunk
ps bring your own salve


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3/15/2005
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