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Jerry Charles
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10/16/2004
04:47:53
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I find it disconcerting that dick cheney looks alot like Mrs. Newhouser, and worse, george bush is the spitting image of Hunk Silfies without the chickens..............


karnak
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10/16/2004
11:14:05
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yes your point about hunk sulfies is well taken, but with regards
to the mrs. newhouser statement: do you mean mrs. newhouser
number one or mrs. newhouser number two. no one has
stepped forward to explain the obvious diference in the
appearance of mrs. newhouser.
for the record, the veep does bare a slight resemblance to
mrs.n#1, but has a remarkable likeness to mrs. n #2!
i motion we table this discussion until tuesdays meeting in the
breezeway. those of you still not registered to vote need to see
jumbo in her puptent, remember every vote counts!


Jerry Charles
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10/19/2004
07:28:37
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Dear Prof,
Could you please have someone monitor these message boards. While I use the boards to further my singing career which is already in the hopper, others use the boards for moronic discussions about multiple Mrs. Newhousers, and Jumbo and Hunk Silfies, whoever they are, and basically take away opportunities for real entertainers like myself to make a living and get out of the shelter which is noplace for a professional. I'have changed representation and can be contacted post haste at the 7/11 on Pennsylvania Ave next to Carl's mobile Station. Serious inquiries only. Will work for food. No reasonable offer refused. Have own transportation. Sober. Large selection of ethnic tunes and impressions. Opening act provided. Bonded and non-contagious.
Jerry Charles, entertainer


otto carr
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10/19/2004
09:38:51
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talk about coincedence! i was talking with a couple of the other
attendents on the floor and they were going on and on about
this crooner named jerry charles. jerry charles, jerry charles,
jerry charles, was all they could talk about.
this is the craziest temp job i ever had. there is even this nut
who does a sock puppet show about this jerry charles. i cannot
attest to its voracity, as i have yet to see it, but they tell me that
about two hours after evening meds the show starts.
i had been asking who the hell is this jerry charles, and they
all told me "don't worry, he'll be back' they seem so damn sure.
so, as i only have two minutes left on this coffee break and it is
nearing colonic time, i just want to ask on behalf of my new co
-workers, when will you be coming back to east lompoc, and
what is the gag with the weeping magician.
thanks,
o.c.

ps-have you ever slept with any celebrities?


Walter Novak
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10/21/2004
05:25:49
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wake up Chip, the van is on fire.............


Jerry Charles
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10/21/2004
06:14:05
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Dear Fans,
the weeping magician story goes back to the mid 60s, when Earl was in grade school, and had the rather unorthodox habit of dumping in semi-finished model homes on Sherwood Street, primarily in the utility rooms. We never did figure out why some children referred to the dumping as the "weeping magician", but we assumed that they had a reasonably good reson. You will be happy to know that Earl no longer dumps in semi-finished model home utility rooms, owing to increased security and changes in public tastes in regards to the humour value in excremental shenanigans. For more on this subject, there is an excellent website run by enemies of Earl, called www.orangebarrellscontrolmyexistence.org
Up the Republic !
Jerry Charles


mrs. newhouse
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10/21/2004
08:43:16
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you sick little lumps of ignorance! take those pictures off the
site and apologize immedeatly! i did not pose for those
pictures, nor did i sign a release giving you permission to use
them. they are artful and beautiful shots that describe a very
intimate act between my self and an undisclosed participant who
would not be happy to find his ass on your site.
also, i had no idea earl had so many enemies. it is
understandable, i just did not realize he got around that much.
mrs.n
ps-some people in america still think a turd is a pretty funny
thing!


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