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MarkTwain -deceased
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7/29/2004
08:50:26
Subject: Happy 90th Birthday!
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To take this occasion, nay well to encompass it entirely and - rather than make much ado about nothing, to edify and enshrine, yea verily to pause in this verbose erudition... I believe it was the great Oliver Wendel Holmes who said, upon stepping into the bath, "Blast it! This water's too damn hot!". To which we can only add - or subtract as the case merits and- upon further reflection REALIZE that the IMPORTANT and basic underlying TRUTH of the situation at hand is not one of the simplified theory of quantum mechanics posited by Ralph Nader at a recent gathering of carrier pigeons outside the great and hallowed walls of the Library of Congress - but to be more precise, WHAT is going on? THIS is the conundrum we are faced with! THIS is the inviolate and ever-increasingly growing in size and scope, spreading like Opra Winfrey's hindquarters - its just HUMONGOUS, I mean to tell you.. But NEVERTHELESS! We WILL continue! And let it be articulated once more for the sake of those in the audience at this present time:
Happy Birthday Professor!


Jerry Charles
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7/30/2004
11:15:20
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Dear Mr. Twain,
I couldn't have said it better myself. Happy Birthday Professor. If I make it to 90, and its a long shot, I will use you as my role model...Speaking of roles, now that you are on Broadway, perhaps you could get me a small part, maybe a walk on. I will park cars, anything. Times have been tough, but I'm not drinking again, nomatter what the police say.
All the best,
Jerry Charles, Boy Singer


Zurstadt
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8/09/2004
18:11:52
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A belated Happy 90th, Professor! We fondly remember our dinner together in Evansville, IN, and are delighted to hear you are well and still entertaining! Go for the gold!!!!!

Best wishes,

Bill and Mary


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