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Jerry Charles
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2/02/2004
10:28:35
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George Bush has just appointed me to the Intelligence Panel for this here big investigation about inteeligence or the lack thereof. I told him I'd help out, but he is gonna hafta promise me that the US of A will never stop manufacturing Oldsmobiles.


Armin Miewes
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2/04/2004
09:50:43
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that letter wasn't from Jerry Charles. I know where he is, and you won't ever find him, at least not all of him.


Dick Tracy
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5/18/2004
04:21:00
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i am on the trail and very close to finding body parts.stay tuned to the 6 o'clock news.i may be 84 now, but i still have my facilities and my plumbing still works. i do however take antidepresents on account of not being able to solve the jon benet ramsey case. the step brother did it but i couldn't prove it.i now must go take my alseimers medication.


Rumsfield
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5/26/2004
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This thread will close or else!!


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5/26/2004
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This thread will close or else!!


powell
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6/20/2004
07:46:41
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this thread will be closed by 2 this afternoon, or the board will be immobilized.


little jimmy dickens
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7/15/2004
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My new best friend is colin powell's maid. I now have inside connections.
I have connections with the grand old opry, dont you know?, and with my connections,and even though bob hope is dead,we'll get a big ol' uso concert on an aircraft carrier featuring
wynonna judd, my new girlfriend.
Her mother (naomi) is barred from the ship because of an incident she was involved with in 1986 when the judds did a show on the ship's deck, then the pretty mother did a show of her own in the ship's hull later on with 45 drunken sailors.
this big uso concert will also feature roy clark, the surviving members from hee-haw, and DONT ANNOUNCE who the special surprise guest is, but it is jerry charles backed by the shackshucksters featuring their illustrious leader she-on nahgee, aka puff daddy.


shania twain
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7/15/2004
16:57:49
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i was asked to do this uso show 5 years ago and told my agent to tell uncle sam to kiss my grits. dolly parton was the headliner and i wanted to be headliner.heck, dolly's 30 something years older than me and doesn't look near as good as i do. when i headline this aircraft carrier next year, if lee ann rhimes shows up, i'll throw her overboard myself! same goes for faith hill or anyone else.


Loretta Lynn
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7/16/2004
18:05:51
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Heck girl, I've heard coyotes in Butcher Hollow that sound just like you and She-on Nahgee.


Dolly Parton
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7/17/2004
03:16:58
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Shania, go do yourself with a large yellow squash.
Loretta, aint it about time for you to "kick off"?
Or at least retire?
Everyone lay off She-on Nahgee. In fact, Golly Gee is being dismantled as we speak. For I am the most powerful bitch in Nashville.



lee ann rhimes
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7/17/2004
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shania,i thought i was the biggest bitch in nashville,but it looks like you are top kunt of kuntry.you can sing, but not nearly as well as I can.reba mcIntyre can be a bitch, too, but not like you.you don't even sign autographs.i signed my autograph on she-on's bare ass right in front of his wife, and the shitshucksters had a kuniption. she-on is here in los angeles with me right now, all tied up to my 4-poster antique bed.
his wife doesn't call anymore. oh, there's the constable at the door now. gotta go.


reba mcintyre
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7/17/2004
21:10:32
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okay,so you had to drag my name into this.i earned the biggest bitch in nashville back in 1989 when my whole band was killed in a plane crash, but i was on stage the very next night. the whole tour was already sold out, and i was building an 8000 sq ft mansion and needed the money. i couldn't go to any of the band's funerals because i had to whip my new band into shape with marathon rehearsals.i didn't want to attend the funerals anyway because the dead musician's families were all pissed at me for not taking a little time off out of respect.hell, i sent $1000 worth of floral arrangements to each funeral, plus paid for the damned funerals.doesn't everyone know that MONEY IS EVERYTHING?!?!you ought to see my mansion.it's the bomb!


Lee Ann Rhimes
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7/18/2004
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I'm posting this from my labtop in the Virgin Islands. Right now She-on is tied to a coconut tree right here next to me while my valet is rubbing SP-45 on my back.We're getting married tomorrow in the Bahamas after my quickie divorce in Mexico tomorrow ( my valet and me, She-on is too much of a whiner. Always complaining about something,usually something about a Buddy board, or someone in Texas he hates, on and on and on. I'm shipping him back to his wife today.)


Doodle Lyn
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7/18/2004
11:57:45
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Are you dad gum women so dad dum ignorent you can't understand what it takes to be the firstlady of country music? I met Loretty through Dolittle's first cousin Mary Charles.
They's kin across the hollar to that Jerry Charles bunch.

You girl singers are nothin but a mess. Quit that having surgery, chasing around on them islands, limosine flyin and jet riding and mostly quit fooling with that dad gum She-on ya'll playin with. Lula ann, you done sewed it up recordin with that petty bunch. Now you gone and lost yur looks and yur Mama and Paw got nothing to do with ya.

Stay home, have some babies, get a bus and find yourselves a real man. You'll be a mess happier and you won't get cooties.


Jerry Charles
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7/19/2004
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you people are phonies...............I hate country music....and cooties........

stop using my moniker or I'm going to sue you, you dirty commies.............


Little Jimmy Dickens
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7/20/2004
16:17:36
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Hey Jerry,I'll never forget you saving my life out in the ocean with your floating large head. You told me to swim toward you, remember,Jerry? Your large floatation head misshaped by whatever happened to it.Never will forget it Jerry, and I'm determined to get you on the Grand Ol' Opry if it's he last show I pull strings for.


Dolly Parton
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7/21/2004
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Hey, Little Jimmy, do you remember my floatation devices? Two of them.Remember the Roman bathtub at The Mirage in Vegas in '98?When are we going to do Vegas again?You don't need Jerry Charles to draw an audience. You got me you little fucker.


Jerry Charles
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7/21/2004
12:22:31
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will you maniacs stop using my name on this website, please!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess it doesn't matter to you that you are making up lies about me and hurting my delicate sensibilities and feelings........not to mention the fact that I don't really exist. I'm really Bob and Larry, but you would have a really difficult time trying to prove it, and you won't get any help from me/us.
I hate you,
Jerry Charles (no relation)


John Kerry
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7/21/2004
20:27:50
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I'll tell all you idiots something right now!!!!!

Come Jan 20, 2005-this whole board gets shut down!!!!!NOT JUST THIS THREAD!!!!!

THE WHOLE FRIGGIN' BOARD!!!!



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