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joe ed
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1/15/2004
09:33:06
Subject: ATTENTION FEEBDIVER!
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Dear mister Feebdiver,
I had this great gig last week at this birthday party. one of the free puppet shows i do for kids in the neighborhood based on my life as a washroom attendent.
The sterno was flowing freely and I ad-libbed my way through a great set about the time I poured acid bowl cleaner in your eyes when you surprised me with an off the bar handicap stall dive with full tuck jack knife and drypesean twist during the great restroom olympics of 72.
The bit was a great success, Mrs. Newhouser herself stuffed seven dollars in singles into my fly. I did an encore of the show behind the tent for Jumbo and her mother, and they took the seven dollars and told me I had great potential.
I am writing to you to ask your pemission to tell the story in my act, and to see if you would consider posing for a sock puppet?
I am performing at a brix next week so your expedience on the matter is highlty tarpolean in a most anaponas fashion.
joe "the plumbers friend" ed pouch



Hunk Silfies 3rd
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1/15/2004
09:52:02
RE: ATTENTION FEEBDIVER!
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hey, someone stole my tarpolean, the one that I sleep on under the bridge. I went to the appliance store to watch tv and when I come back, my tarpolean, pez despensor, cardboard box, sterno, liquid linoleum (don't ask), and flatus tube collection was missing. Ma said she seen a swarthy character with sideburns and wearing a Nehru jacket and drinking a bottle of romilar along the canal shortly before the alleged theft.
reward offered, call Hunk when you walk over top of the bridge. serious inquiries only
Hunk Silfies
c/o under the bridge


Jumbo
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1/15/2004
11:16:47
RE: ATTENTION FEEBDIVER!
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I want to declare my love and thanks to the gratest and handsomest magician in the whole subdivision-Logus the unfortunate! Not only is he vigorous in application, he is generous to a fault. Thanks to his generosity I am now waterproof! if you don't believe it , stop by the tent and see for yourself!
No peeing on this tarp boys! this one has to last till spring!
everybody's friend,
Jumbo

ps-Ma and I wish to congratulate our favorite crooner, Jerry Charles on his recent nuptials,
we are glad yo are back among the living!


Cheney
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6/25/2004
06:48:06
RE: ATTENTION FEEBDIVER!
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from my 12x24 office here in the basement of the white house i am ordering this thread and entire board closed!!


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