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Herman Freenatash
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1/12/2004
11:36:53
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Dear Professor:
My guidance counselor, Ms. Kuhns, told me I have an abundance of musical talent and charisma. she has suggested that I go to the community college and study to be a licensed troubador. I am in a quandry, while I would like to learn the guitar, and get chicks, I thought troubadors only played the trouba, and thats to heavy to lug around. Any suggestions?
Herman Freenatash,
Perspiring Musician


Ms. Kuhns
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1/12/2004
15:15:06
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Dear Herman,
Going over my notes I find I must now ask you to kill yourself.
I know you realize how happy you have made me,
Ms. Kuhn

go!
do it!!!

NOW!!!


Bob R.
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1/13/2004
05:48:22
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iiisssssshhhhheheeeeeedddeeeaaaddddddddddd?


Biff Bowellman
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1/13/2004
07:04:44
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For sale : authentic Jerry Charles custom made child's football helmet, constructed of paper mache, chickenwire, elmer's glue, liquid linoleum, asphalt, horse urine for waterproofing, in the original beige color, with mauve stripes, signed by Jerry in crayon in 1953. only one made, no reasonable or unreasonable offer refused. must sell. getting devorced, relocating with job, obo
call before I move, ask for Biff.
thank you,
Biff


hunk
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1/13/2004
07:48:07
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fyi-they can't really make wire from chickens. this guy is pullin yer thum.


Pip Stewart
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1/13/2004
09:56:57
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thats true, you can't make chicken wire out of chickens, that would be foolish. You can however, make a suitable substitute out of a nine foot or better tapeworm. The tapeworm must be dried in the sun for a few days until it is strong enough to bind the concentric circles of the helmet together and to allow it to adhere to the liquid linoleum (to avoid bothersome cracks) and to hold tightly to the asphalt covering. For futher information concerning family fun with tapeworms, please visit my website at www.funwithtapeworms.org.
have a nice day,
Pip


Myron Kacklebaum
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1/14/2004
00:53:50
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Freeny,
I thought Jean Trouba played the drums.
Dizzy the lesbie played the trouba! See ya in gym class!
myron


Smiley Yob
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1/14/2004
05:04:42
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When I was a student, they assigned me to the flatus trouba section of the marching band. After an initial period of adjustment and severe pain, I found the whole experience to be wonderfull. Remembering The friends and comrades that I made back at Wassergass Normal School, always brings a smile to my eyes, except for the bullys who used to stick a mute on the end of my flatus trouba which caused me abdominal distress and a ruptured spleen.


Mrs. Viola Pudd
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1/14/2004
10:44:01
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Sorry fellas, but your all wrong. I was a licensed trouba diver, until I came up too fast and experienced the "rupture of the deep", where my spleen was pushed up into my esophagus, I blew a head gasket, started leaking bile, and did major damage to my deep sea trouba diver suit. I was given the heimlich manuever by Mrs. Newhouser who was sunning herself on a specially constructed truck tire inner tube which allowed her freedom of movement for both her boil problem and her bowells.


earl senior
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1/15/2004
11:35:24
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I got pictures of the whole shebang. Check on ebay or see my web site : http//www.mrsnewhousedoesitall/allday/allnight/untilthecowscomehome.html@callmeedsenior.org

we now have pay pal!


GASSER
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5/14/2004
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lance freenatash
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5/17/2004
23:47:00
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those of you upset by these pictures please know,
there is more to come. a full investigation is under way.

ps-please mail all pornography in a jpeg or giff form. put your self in my place!


Herman Freenatash
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5/19/2004
04:43:30
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there is nobody in my family named Lance.


Colin Powell
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5/26/2004
18:20:29
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That's it!!I'm ordering nighttime sorties to close this thread!!


powell
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6/20/2004
07:48:25
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you thought i was bluffing? this thread will be totally and systematically dismantled!!


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