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Anna and Sandra
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1/07/2004
05:40:20
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Hey Gang,
Tomorrow, the 8th, is Chipper's birthday. Please meet us along with the all the other kids, in Mom's basement for cake and ice cream and sterno and a really cool "Free Show". (no freaks, please)
Anna and Sandra


Hunk Silfies
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1/07/2004
07:27:31
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How can you tell if you have mad cow disease? and, what the heck are civet cats and hows comes you have to destroy them cause some people at Sears got sick. My sister (I forgot her name) once had a Honda Civet. My Ma says I need these questions sufficiently answered or I can't go to Chipper's party. I don't unnerstand why you have to destroy the civet cats. Why cantcha just let em' run loose in the tennis courts, like chickens? Life can be so unfair.
Bye,
Hunk


Roger Debris
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1/07/2004
09:27:51
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Hank!
didn't we meet last summer on a sea cruise?


Larry and Bob
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1/07/2004
11:38:13
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Hello Bob !
Hello Larry !
I'm coming in for a landing, Bob
OK, Larry, you are cleared to land
Are you going to Chip's party, Bob
Thats affirmative., Larry, I'm bringing tripe
Great Bob, I'll bring the zagnut bars
It'll be a swell to do, Larry
Don't I know it, Bob
Is Hunk bringing his chickens , Larry?
He has never let us down yet, Bob
I hope Jumbo shows up with her friends, Larry
You and me both, Bob, heheheheheheeh
I'm taxiing down the runway, Larry
Don't forget to use your breaks, Bob heheheh
I never get tired of that joke, Larry !


Anna
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1/08/2004
10:21:40
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Hey Chip,
Wen do the party start? Sandra is getting itchy. Shes been sittin' on the radiator, and I think she is starting to percolate, because shes emoting quite a stench.

Anna


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1/12/2004
09:11:31
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my ma sez the party is off on acounta my dad
is a no good shit eating bastid that dont think of no one but hisself.

the freeshow goes on as scheduled at three twelve behind jumbo's tent after the Jerry Charles fanclub meeting in the breezeway off front street.



Hunk Silfies
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1/12/2004
09:34:02
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Hey Chip,
Can I come to the free show? I live under the bridge at front street. Heck, I'll even bring the chickens (but you hafta give em' back afterwards).
Hunk


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1/12/2004
09:47:23
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hunk
missus freenatash sez only if they is seein eye chickens or domeztikly aqwired protection chickens-just keepum on a leesh.
chipper


Warren Audet
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1/12/2004
10:37:45
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Hey Chipper,
want me to bring french fries?...how bout catsup?

Warren


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1/12/2004
19:11:55
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who shot ma?


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