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Mel Gruver
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1/05/2004
07:28:00
Subject: Jerry Charles's Weddings
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I take great pride in being able to anounce to the world, and all the ships at sea, that my good friend and long time client, Jerry Charles has tied the knot this past weekend, with Britney Spears, in Vegas.

Mel


Jerry Charles
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1/06/2004
11:35:56
RE: Jerry Charles's Weddings
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Dear Mel,
What am I paying you for anyway? You are supposed to keep me out of these jams. Who the hell is Britney Spears? I hope she ain't that fat broad in the diaper. I gotta give up drinking sterno, at least until after breakfast.
Call me right away, as soon as you figure out where I am.
Jerry


Detectiv Unsler
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1/11/2004
15:01:51
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Having discovered that Mr. Jerry Charles has decieved the goodwill of our nation and manipulated the media and rescue services of our fine country to cover up his degenerate fling with barely of age chanteuse "Britany Spears"
I declare Mr. Charles and this entire message board under investigation. Please collect your urine over the next twenty four hours and send it here to this site for processing and analysis. those who have posted in defiance of this court order and refused to collect or disperse their fluids in a timely and orderly fashion will be punnished.
Further more, anyone with information about the lost flying ace Sky King please contact the message board authorities.

NOTICE: JERRY CHARLES, Let this be your warning!


Hunk Silfies
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1/12/2004
05:02:57
RE: Jerry Charles's Weddings
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If anybody needs any extra fluid, I have enough for everybody on the message board. I have been collecting it for several years in unused 55 gallon oil cans. You will have to pick it up though, cause Harold's truck is up on blocks.


Mrs. Ulva King
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1/12/2004
08:48:51
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SKY KING PHONE HOME!!!


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