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Rick Roe/AP
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12/18/2003
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When Jason, the super underwater-craft belonging to the late Dr. Robert Ballard, was brought up to surface 15 nautical miles due east of Martha's Vineyard, two of America's best known citizens were inside the vessel, entertwined and moaning like a couple of affection-starved nymphos. One of the celebrities, thought to be dead the last 4 years, was JFK JR. The other person was Darryl Hanna, dressed in a mermaid outfit.

Ted Kennedy, vacationing in Hyannis Port at the clan compound had no comment as he slammed down a triple strength white-russian.


Mike Nelson
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12/18/2003
22:37:05
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That's quite alright with me. I had 2 hours with Darryl Hanna when she was 15.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

And in my palatial estate with 7100 sq ft. NOT confined in a claustraphobic steel cage submerged in an ocean.

My waterbed is 238 sq ft, SHE WAS 15,( DAMN she was gorgeous. Her mother, too. I enjoyed them BOTH!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SIMULTANEOUSLY!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE VIDEO!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ted Kennedy/US Sen.
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12/19/2003
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Yes, I am an alcoholic, and I down triple sometimes quintuple-strength white russians.Sometimes black russians, all kaluah and Stoli's, no milk...all alcohol.
Anasthesia for my conscious. Vodka, a troubled mind's morphine. The pretty little blonde secretary had told me..........(excuse me while I make another drink).

I'm back. As I was saying, I had told my brother Jack when he wouldn't let me and the wife fly with him and Jackie to Love Field in Dallas," I hope that someone shoots you in your limo.." Gotta get another drink.

I'm back. Like I was saying, when my nephew was aquitted for rape in Palm Beach, he was taking the rap for ME. The bitch was so drunk she only knew that it was a Kennedy banging on her during her rohipnolic-journey. Another drink...excuse please.

Yes, I lied when I had to identify the victims off Martha's Vineyard. There was no John-John. Just the twin sisters and some guy that resembled John-John. Another drink. Caplump!!!! Help!!! I'm drunk, and I can't stand up!!. HEEEELLLPP!!!


farfel
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12/20/2003
10:03:29
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"The Late Dr. Robert Ballard"??
what happened to doctor bob????
where are jerry and sky king???
the media has been suspiciously silent.
something bad must be happening out there
that they are afraid to tell us.
woof woof and merry xmas
farfel


Dave Patrick III
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2/22/2005
18:03:59
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This is very important!! I may or may not have found JFK JR alive. However, he is in my conciousness everyday. He is telling me things like " Your life is everything" "Money does not matter", etc.
Why, for the past few weeks do i feel like he is following me in a spiritual sense. Does anyone else have this happeneing to them too? This is the craziest thing that is going on. Is he telling me/us something?
Thanks
Dave


hunk silfies
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2/23/2005
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you must be wearing your tinfoil hat inside out. remember when
wearing those things that the shiny side goes on the outside!
that being straightened out, go chase yourself!


Dave Patrick III
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2/23/2005
14:25:13
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I don't even where a hat. I am very intuitive without it.



Ted Kennedy
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3/04/2005
18:39:24
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Okay, so I fell off the wagon Ive had 12 margauritas.

Here it is, to hell with it.

The recovery divers told me that John-john's wife's sister was found with her head in John-John's lap. ???????? Mrs Kennedy was found with her face underneath her sister's buttocks.


Jerry Charles
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3/05/2005
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that wasnt funny, that was sick. I bet you support George Bush, you traitor. Go fuck yourself with your W. action figure............homo !


Ted Kennedy
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3/06/2005
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HEY PAL!!!!, don't get your panties all up in a wad, you poor excuse for a so-called crooner. You have no business calling anybody a homo. The CIA has files on you, Jerry Charles, with the photos of you and Bob Hope doing the 69-thing.
DO NOT FUCK WITH THE KENNEDYS, BOY, GIRL, WHATEVER YOU THINK YOU ARE. Anymore lip from you I'll send the Mafia to see you.


Art Bell
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3/06/2005
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Hold it right there. If you are the real Ted Kennedy, I want to have you on my radio show.
I look forward to your real reply.

Sincerely,
Art Bell


ted kennedy
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3/06/2005
18:06:46
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arty! how can i be on your show when i am so busy fucking your
son?
grow a beard, freak.



Joe
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8/14/2005
21:25:23
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