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Nathaniel Galileo
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12/13/2003
13:19:57
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My ancestor, Galileo; 1564-1642, was THE grand conductor of experimentation, although his forte lied in the field of pastrami( or was it astromony?)He was also a philosopher.

I have inherited my great-great-great-great-grandfather's propensity for curious experimentation, and have concluded the following;

If one takes a 200-pound tumor, like the one removed from Opra Winfrey's ample ass 5 years ago (how do you think her butt got smaller?), and drops it from the top of the Empire State Building simultaneously with the dropping of a 16 lb Columbia White-Dot bowling ball, which one will hit the ground first?

The answer? The bowling ball.

Why is that? I'll tell you why, and this is the philosopher-side of me coming out;
YOU DON'T DROP THE TUMOR, YOU F%C#I%G MORONIC IMBECILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU SLICE THE DAMNED THING INTO SEVERAL THOUSAND SLICES SO THAT SANDWICHES CAN BE MADE AND THE STREET PEOPLE OF NEW YORK CITY CAN BE FED FACTORING INTO THAT SCENARIO THE FACT THAT THESE PATHETIC LOSERS WILL THINK THAT IT'S LIVERWURST ON ACCOUNT OF THE SAD FACT THAT THEY ARE SO DRUNK THEY DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!!!!! A NO-BRAINER!


Anonimus Bum
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12/13/2003
21:44:44
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Could you make mine all the way, hold the lettuce, extra dressing, with cheese?

Red-Head Renee, meet me in what was the laundry- room at the condemned Skyline Motel. Bring bug-spray and lye soap. DO NOT BRING YOUR RETARDED KID>


redhead renee
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12/14/2003
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My child is not "retarded" his father also had a large head, in fact all of the men in his blood line have large heads. There is nothing wrong with having a large head. I find big headed men sexy, something i can wrap my legs around. I hate a man with a small head! One day my son will be famous, like his father, and you will feel like a complete bum for what you so coldly wrote.


S N Enterprises
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12/15/2003
07:21:22
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EVERYONE OF YOU ARE BANNED!!!!!!!!

BOARD NOW UNDER LEVEL 4 MODERATION!!!!!!

INSULTING MY LARGE-HEADED SON IS INEXCUSABLE AND INSUBORDINATE!!!!!!!!!!!

BLANKET PUNISHMENT TIME!!!!!!!

ALL WILL SUFFER FOR THE ACTS OF A CHOSEN AND GIFTED FEW!!!!!!!!!

FORGET NOT!!!!!!!!!

I AM THE MAC DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


guitar mike
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12/15/2003
09:52:01
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pfft!


HK Michaelangelo
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12/15/2003
15:28:44
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None of you are as intellectually and academically gifted and blessed as I am. Ban me if you must. Just remember!!!!!!!

"Beware little man!!!..

For WHAT YOU WANT!!!

YOU JUST MIGHT GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bloomy Loom, meet me on the East side of the National Guard Armory in Dodge City where Buddy played. Let's revisit your first depraved sexual experience with me as a token of our profound affinity for each other.


real deal gtr mikie
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12/15/2003
15:49:24
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bloomy belongs to me, breath of a big bulky buggar!!!bug off,ban me!!!!!!!!!


ray krok
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12/18/2003
12:33:41
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hey, what kinda cheese do you melt on that ass-sandwich thing? i am having a few friends over after the Jerry Charles fan club meeting in the breezeway, and wondered what kind of wine goes good with tumor?
i mean, it must be a lot like liverwurst or pate`, no?
big ray

ps-bug spray and lye soap can cause a dangerous chemical reaction, read the label before you make your sitz bath.


Mrs. Newhouser
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12/19/2003
04:49:48
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Dear Ray,
I do not feel that is it politically correct, to advise anyone to sitz in the bathtub. That is what toilets are for. Some people !



RedHead Renee
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12/22/2003
12:42:08
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Mister Michelangelo,
If that is your name, and I have my doubts. You seem to do a lot of un-tubed venting here.
Well, stud, dig this, and I am going to make it brief so that you can get back to inculcating yourself with your bowling trophys,:

Size Counts!

and I don't mead ass-meat!
RedHeaded Renee & Wango


Marcus the Vintner
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1/10/2004
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re:what wine goes with tumor?
in my extensisve wine travels, I have found when I am dining on tumors I crave Garden de lux.
One can locate it in the American southwest from Gallup Sales. The intoxicating factors will indeed make you brain-dead. Ask anyone under the "bridge".
Vitus Veritus,
MTV.


pep
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3/29/2004
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Jerry Charles
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5/26/2004
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I miss Sammy Davis Jr.I need his voice lessons again.the saltwater at martha's vineyard is not good for yodeling.Dean,oh Dean!!Frank,stop it right now!!Beam me up Bing!Now,please.please?


Jerry Charles
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5/27/2004
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that was not me,

Jerry Charles


dick cheney
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6/20/2004
07:37:13
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if i have to call a cabinet meeting to close this thread, i will!!cease posting immediately!!


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