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Darlene Compardo
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12/12/2003
09:30:43
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I just seen that Mick Jagger got promoted to being a knight over there in England. Sos, hows comes the greatest singer of all time, Jerry Charles ain't never got made a knight? If Jagger can be a "Sir", then Jerry oughta be at least an Admiral or somethin'.

Darlene Compardo
Hazelton, Pa.


e.l. pew
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12/12/2003
09:49:12
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Actually Mister Charles is of noble descent, I would offer up proof, but my manuscript compiled from my interviews with Jerry have mysteriously disappeared.
Jerry bore the title "Lord of Eltingville" in his native country, Drypesland, which is holding off it's state funeral for Jerry until a body has been recovered.
God speed Bob and Jason!
Elgin L. Pew
Official Biographer of Jerry Charles


Amos Buckle Schultz
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12/12/2003
11:57:29
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when I was a councelor at Camp Dent in the early 1960s, there was a kid whose step father was this freak named Jerry Charles. The kids name was Joey Strelecki, and he had frog eggs growing between his toes, which was a common occurance at that camp. Joey smuggled in copies of his stepfather's Nudist Newsfront magazines and a carton of Philip Morris Commander cigarettes, a quart of Lime Vodka, some mad magazines and a loaded handgun. What a great kid. I remember that his stepfather come up to visit him in a 1957 Olds 88, and he was drunk on Old Mr. Boston Rocking Chair Whiskey, and he throwed up on himself, and then fell off a cliff into the lake where he got frogeggs between his toes. What memories !


Joseph Strelecki
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12/12/2003
13:32:18
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yeah, that big headed fuck always liked the commanders, said the chesterfields made his head spin. I never wanted to see that. Two weeks after i got back from summer camp, ma caught him in a utility room off of Sherwood street, he was in his underwear with this ancient, flatulant chimp that was licking the frog eggs between his toes. He couldn't even be a man and admit it was him, came back to the apartment and tried to play it off like it was his twin brother, like someone is gonna let the second one live after seeing that head pop out. Nice try. Another time this really flakey magician showed up and did this card trick that made my sister, Mavis, cry.
I was sort of happy when mom threw him over for that constantinoplian maintenance man, even tho we couldnt understand a word out of his mouth, and he seemed very frightened of my Jerry Mahoney doll.
Never post about me or my mother again, understand?
joe "moon man" strelecki


wango the gypsyboy
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12/22/2003
12:31:45
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Darlene,
Didn't you let Big Ed and I sniff yer sisters gym shorts in Earl jr's tree house?
And if not, are you single?
Wango

ps-don't write me here because i am in the fedral witness protection program and no one is supposed to know where i am.


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