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Wango
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12/09/2003
12:16:22
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Dear Santa,
Please bring back my uncle Jerry Charles for Christmas. I miss him somethin' fierce, plus, he has the key to the liquor cabinet, and I'm getting the shakes. They cut off my credit at Pip's Liquors, and they won't sell me anymore paint thinner at Wal Mart.
Your Pal,
Wango the Gypsy Boy with the DTs


Chance Nehgren
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12/09/2003
18:14:21
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Liquor?!?! I didn't even LIKE her !!!!


prince chas.
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12/10/2003
17:26:54
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dear santa,
i have been much less the shit this year. please deposit one irwin corey lunch box under my tree this year. and please help sky king, as he is an american hero-and makes one hell of an egg roll.


Donna Sue D.
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12/11/2003
04:36:01
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Dear Santa,
If Britney Spears is really a lesbo, bring her to my house at Christmas. She can help me look for my drawers in the bushes.And, I could use one of them Prof lunch boxes too
Ps. I really kissed Earl when we was 9.



Donna Sue D.
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12/11/2003
04:36:11
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Dear Santa,
If Britney Spears is really a lesbo, bring her to my house at Christmas. She can help me look for my drawers in the bushes.And, I could use one of them Prof lunch boxes too
Ps. I really kissed Earl when we was 9.



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12/11/2003
05:20:01
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Dear Morons,
At least try to limit your messages to only one copy. Even idiots like you should be able to accomplish that. You are littering up this message site, and I'm getting pretty sick of it. If you don't knock it off, Im going to switch to the Monty Rock 3rd message boards. At least those people are normal. get a life, you retards !


true fan
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12/11/2003
08:08:38
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Again trying to get away from yea of little brain mass, I have stumbled on to your idiotic banter about lunch box's and Britney Spears, besides the person directly above is an imposter do the fact that I am true fan. PLEASE! can we get back to discussing DR. C moments such as past Jonny Carson shows or even his appearances on Mike Douglas. Lets get with it Moron!!


Roger Debris
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12/11/2003
09:58:14
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Dear True Fan,
didn't we meet once on a sea cruise?


the real true fan
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12/11/2003
11:24:16
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oh......why are you torturing me so.........I just wanted a forum to tell the Prof. how much I respect him.....and you keep making sport of me..its not fair or nice...i just can't stand much more.....you are making me insane, like when I dreamt that Chatter the monkey and I were smoking Kents in the sewer pipes and, and, and, and , and.......help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


earl
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12/11/2003
11:29:09
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hey, is it kents or viceroy which have the charcoal tip, and also, was chatters the monkey that one that played dr.zeyus in the tv version of planet of the apes?


Mr.. Rothrock
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12/11/2003
12:15:09
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Dear Earl,
No Chatter was a tv monkey who only played himself (sic). You are thinking of the CHS production of ""pink Famingos, the early years" featuring award winning performances by Hunk, Moon Man, Earl Jr. and a trained artic fox in the role of the eggman.


fred muggs
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12/11/2003
17:03:45
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Boy, that Chatter, what a talent! And what a piece of ass! I first met her at my agent's (Mel Gruver) house on Sherwood ave. She was older then and Mel had her set up out back in a beautiful vintage WW1 pup tent. The line in to see her was long, but once alone that little monkey would do anything you wanted for a banana.
Of course, so would I, but that's a post for later. I often think of her and her sister Jumbo,
who tho less talented was no less attractive.
Thank you for remembering my friend warmly!
FCM


Bubs Troxell
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12/12/2003
04:15:06
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Dear Fred Muggs,
I hate to break this to you, but Chatter was a male chimp.
Bubs


Billy K.
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12/12/2003
07:41:53
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Dear Santa,
Please stop bringing me urinal cakes. I have too many already.

thank you,
Billy K. age 51


Rev. Al
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12/12/2003
22:05:35
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I too kissed Earl when he was nine.


Jerry Charles
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12/22/2003
12:55:17
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Ba-ba-ba-boom! ba-boom-booty-booty-boo!
That's right kids, I am alive! I cannot explain to you what happened, I am unable to reveal my exact location, but I tell you this: Your prayers worked! I am alive! And I have so much to tell you! So many surprises... So very much to share...but not now. Later...Later!
J.C.
Ps-Logus, pawn nothing until you hear from me!


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