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BOB
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11/03/2001
23:14:18
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welcome one, welcome all


Mrs B B King
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12/02/2003
22:18:25
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Bob?

I HATE that name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BB comes home from tour, plops Lucille down on the floor ( in its' case ) and collapses on the couch. It's his birthday, and I had a present for him.
I'd gone to the tatoo parlor and had a big "B" placed on each one of my buttocks, as a surprise for BB, you know.
I took him a can of Keystone Malt Liquor, and told him I had a present for him. He said, "What it is, babe?"
I commenced to pulling my shorts down past my knees, and I bent over to show him my tatoos, and then he yelled,"WHO THE HELL IS BOB?!??!!!?"


ed
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12/06/2003
10:03:25
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i seem to remember theis drinking game from the hospital called hi bob, but i don't remember bb kings wife's ass having anything to do with it.


larry
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1/11/2004
16:54:36
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bob?
is that you larry?
who the hell do you think it is bob?
don't confuse the issue larry!
you better haul it on bob, it's my turn and
mom is getting pissed!
go hose yourself larry! it' my turn!
don't fiddle with the knobs, bob!
hey, can you see this from there larry?
very funny, bob, same to you!
fffffffffflllllllllllllllllaaaaaaapppppppppppf!


Bob and Larry
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1/12/2004
05:09:39
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come in Larry
I'm right here, Bob
someone is using our frequency, Larry
I'm aware of that, Bob
Any ideas who the culprits are, Larry
I have a pretty good idea, Bob
is it safe to begin my descent, Larry
you better circle for awhile, Bob
we have faced greater danger than this, Larry
don't I know it, Bob
I just saw something odd, Larry
whats that bob
a large cumulus cloud that looks like an insane kid smashing Christmas lights with an axe, Bob
you better come in for a landing, Larry
I think your right, Bob, over and out
over and out Larry.


Justin atzle
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1/12/2004
08:44:41
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Larry, can you see the Flemoyan Penninsula of New Drypesland from up there?


Larry and Bob
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1/12/2004
09:18:39
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bob, that doesn't sound like you,
Its not me, Larry
someone is asking if I can see the flemoyan (spelling error)penninsula from up here, bob
Flernoy is an island, Larry, not a penninsula,
tell me something I don't know, bob
I told you its not me Larry
I'm afraid I'm hearing voices again, Bob
thats the chance you took, Larry, when you signed on for dangerous duty
bob, I forgot the password, I better come down there with you.
Come on in Larry, the runway has been cleared for you, but remember, you are talking to someone else, who is not me.
I don't feel good, Bob
You just need a rest, Larry, and some chicken soup
Thanks, Bob



Sky King
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1/12/2004
09:33:09
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