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Chance Nehgren
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11/29/2003
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I overheard my shrink telling the nurse,"His mother ran over him with a truck when he was a kid." Which, of course, was metaphoric. She hated Buddy's smoking, so when she caught me getting into Aunt Provi's Camel's out of her purse, she (Maria Elena/Mama), made me eat a whole ash-tray full of cigarette butts. I've hated cigarettes ever since.
Mama almost had me aborted with a coat hanger in Mexico, but ran out of the doctor's office before they got to me.
She never really loved Buddy Holly. Aunt Provi made her marry Buddy.
Aunt Provi and Manny Greenfield conspired to rip Buddy off with a ridiculous lawsuit. Manny is my dad, Jack Nehgren. Manny Greenfield was a alias dad was using during his shyster booking agent days when he was doing things like showing up at the band's shows unexpectantly, pulling the gate reciepts, and leaving the manager with $12.00 to pay the band...3 bucks each.
Dad was found buried up to his head in the desert outside Las Vegas, with ants all over his honey-soaked head. Bob Keene was detained and questioned by authorities for 4 hours, and released. Now he wears sunglasses when in public---paranoid old fart. Heard he and Dick Clark were as$h&l# buddies. Mama detests both of them, especially Dick Clark. "Buddy hated his guts" she always use to say to me, and would make me turn the channel away from American Bandstand.


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11/29/2003
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This is just the sick sort of crap I am talking about. You never see these whack jobs posting about Jerry Charles, perhaps the single most important crooner of 1954.
yeah, yeah, your ma shtuped Buddy Holly, whose didn't? My ma did Buddy, hell, my dad did too, in fact Buddy pinched my ass when I was twelve.
He and that bald headed friend of his, Don Rickles. Two not so nice guys who once stole Jerry's custom Brazillian toupe` and pasted it on Fred C Muggs. That aint funny Buddy wasn't funny either, not even in The Love Bug-which was a stupid, stupid movie. A human VolksWagon, give me a break.
Yeah, brag about your mothers sexual conquests,
but at least leave details!


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11/29/2003
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That is crazy! Buddy Hackett tried to run over this guy's ma? That is wild. Also I have to disagree on the Buddy not being funny issue, I loved him as Lou Costello in that Abbott and Costello Bio. The scene with the boxing glove is a scream!
Anyone out there ever slept with Lou Costello?


Chance Nehgren
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11/29/2003
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You people have everything entirely out of sync. You're all mixed up.
Don't you get it? Nobody's dad did Buddy Holly. Buddy wasn't a gay basher, but he wasn't into the homo thing. Little Richard tried to do him, but Buddy politely declined and poked his pretty, sexy, alluring, seductive little light-complected negress, Angel, instead. You can read all about it in Little richard's book, The Quasar of Rock.

But that ain't even my point, man. My point is that Buddy had a sneakin' suspicion that Mama was fooling around on him, so he very cleverly used his 2-track Ampex recorder that he was using to record new songs on, to secretly record Mama while she was on the phone talking to her boyfriend, Jack Nehgren, my dead dad. He died in the desert.

It's all on the Apartment Tapes. Buddy Holly singing his heart out for Echo on brand new songs he had been working on, and then you hear Buddy confronting my mother about my dad. You hear Mama snorting something. Two quick sniffs. You hear Mama getting her panties all up in a wad because Tina isn't there, yet. I guess Mama was jonesin' big time. Needed some flake. Poor Buddy. He didn't even know about the toot. All he knew is that his wife was spending money like it was water.

Broke and fed up with his wife's shrill and overbearing voice, plus suspecting her of infidelity-he went on a tour he dreaded; The Winter Dance Party Tour.

He got himself and 3 others killed when he chartered a small plane and had the pilot fly into a snowstorm, then crashing so hard that the Big Bopper's boxer shorts were pulled up over his head in a field 40 feet north of the wreck.

My mom beat Waylon and Tommy to GAC and got the money promised them to stay on the tour.
Then she flew to Lubbock, Tx with Phil Everly and they didn't go to Buddy's funeral. Phil stayed behind in the motel room while Mama went to the real estate office and collected the money Buddy had bought his dream recording studio with.

See? My Mama is a nymphomaniacal slut. She would sleep with her brother if she thought she'd end up with any money.

I must sign off now, it's time for Mama's foot-bath and hair-pulling (from her back).



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11/29/2003
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you sick bastard, i put up with a lot on this board, but a foot fetishist! no, i must put my foot down.
i know who you are and i know about the strange experiments you used to play with those empty bottle of mickey's bigmouth!
i know about the johnny west doll too, and i am not forgetting that damned little ventrilaquil doll.
stop hiding subliminals in your messages and just come out and reveal the truth!
the truth hahahahahahahahahaha, want some?

p.s. i recently bought those underwear on ebay from an annonymous merchant in duluth. i have personaly examined every square inch of the garment and still don't know what the hell you are talking about!


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11/30/2003
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Hey, I may be sick, but I'm not a bastard anymore.Mama's 2nd husband adopted me, but didn't name me Diaz because I didn't look Puerta Rican.I know who you are,too--and I may just give Mama your whereabouts. She hates it when someone calls me a bastard. She also hates it when she doesn't get her 15% of any money generated by Buddy Holly's name. I've seen her throw a wire coat-hanger at the wall so hard that it bounced back and the hook poked her in the eye. I laughed my ass off. When she got back from the doctor she got me back for laughing by making me french-kiss her for 10 seconds. Says Buddy did that to her all the time. Then she made me lick the lint out of her belly-button. I don't laugh at her anymore. She IS mean-you know- SO DON'T EVER CALL ME A BASTARD AGAIN.


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11/30/2003
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HEY!!!!! Enough of that! Maria Elena is my girlfriend!!! I tour the world doing Buddy impersonations, and Maria Elena and I are........................AN ITEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure I'm half her age. Who says that a 71-year-old babe can't "do it"?!?! When she spits out those uppers and lowers, Baby---look out, Mama Mia---Gum City--feel so good--whoopiwhoo!!!!!
All I have to do is lick the lint out of her belly button first.....Hey Chance!!!! She didn't....she wouldn't.....hey nowwww!!...You posted that she made you lick the lint out of the naval.....CALL ME YOU SICK LITTLE BASTARD!!!!!!


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11/30/2003
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STOP IT!!STOP IT!!!!! SSSSTTTOOOPPP IITTT!
you bunch of sickies! Mueller-I know who you are, you are the boy who hurt my little Sheldon at summer camp! sick! LINT??? Waahts up with that?


John Mueller
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12/01/2003
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Mrs Newhouser,
Would you please e-mail me so that I might have your e-mail address so that I might run a locate on your IP# so that I might find out where in the hell you are so that I might seek you out so that I might find you so that I might take a G-string off of a piano so that I might wrap it around your neck so that I might commense to making you WISH THAT YOU HAD NEVER SEEN THIS MESSAGE BOARD SO THAT YOU MIGHT POST SOMETHING THAT MIGHT PISS ME OFF TO THE POINT THAT I MIGHT WANT TO FIND YOUR PROBABLY UGLY ASS SO THAT I MIGHT TAKE COMFORT IN KNOWING THAT YOU'LL NEVER POST BAD THINGS ABOUT ME EVER AGAIN.


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12/01/2003
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John! John! When did you get off of tour? Too busy to call???But not too busy to communicate with a Ms Newhowser??
You'd better get your skinny little psuedo Buddy-butt on a plane and get it here to Dallas before I send Chico and Hernando after you.
And when I see you, you'd better start singing True Love Ways to me, and you better sound JUST LIKE BUDDY, or I'll turn into the 4'11" Tasmanian she-devil that you've seen in action before.

And when you get here you better have the 15%. You made $ 4000 last week, so that will be $900, mister. And don't ever say to me again that my math is bad or I'll start taking 13% instead. You wouldn't like that---now would you?


Chance Nehgren
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12/02/2003
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John--DO NOT--I repeat, DO NOT come to Dallas right now. Mama has me for two weeks, then I go back to the Salvation Army in NYC. The only time Mama spends Buddy's posthumous earning's on me is when I'm with her 2 weeks out of the year, which is NOW. Well, she doesn't spend money on me-I have to steal it. I have her signature down pretty good, and she has lots in the bank-it just keeps pouring in. And I'm not worried about her seeing this post because she got mad and kicked the computer off it's desk after she posted getting on to you to come to Dallas. I have to take it to rthe shop for her today.


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12/02/2003
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Now I know you! Ha! Chance Nehgreen! You are the buttsniff who cut in front of me in the plane ride line at Coney Island last month. You jerk,
you knocked me right into the rat incinerator and I burned my ass and my left elbow. My doctor, Dr. Newhouser, says it may be months before I get that airplane ride! Thanks a lot.
and his name is SKY KING you jerk!
not "Roger the P"
(what a supid name, where did you come up with that? don't answer i am being sarcastic)

geez! some people...


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12/02/2003
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hi, enos here from the crawl space above the utility room across from the utility room on sherwood avenue, not the brownstone, but rather the one next to the one by the single family dwelling. this is my first time out in quite some time, and i am surprised to find that george bush is still president and still has not got that scurge sadam. i am out retreiving things that i hope will be useful in the upcoming millenium. i for some reason found myself eating lunch today from a strangers purse beneath a desk in the reading room of the library on 10th street.
mostly mints, nuts and these rock candy like things in little glass tubes-very not ecological minded packaging i think.
after they left i read the screen on the television to find that it was this machine that you type into and it tells you things about the people in your head, kind of like twitter or wink or confidential. i am typing into it right now.
i have found out so many things since i have been out.
okay, remember how in bewitched suddenly mrs kravitz was suddenly this other woman entirely and just because it was in color no one was supposed to tell? and then it happened to darren, although he did seem a little more relaxed once he was the other guy, but we all looked the other way? remember? just so that i am on the same page, is it the same with the george bushes? this guy reminds me more of the first darren stevens than the first george bush, but then that was why i was in the front office and not in development.
i have been both grieved and disapointed to find out that mrs. newhouse slept with buddy hackett, or that she had anything to do with the nixon assassination. seeing what has become of the world makes me just want to go back to my quiet little rafters. ed koch, you really fucked it up for us all this time.
things were easier when ed and earl had the dog and would leave the bowls out on the porch.
i wish they had never had that party. anyone could look at that lamo magician and tell that good things were not going to happen.
i hope you are all gone the next time i am out.

ps-i am naked


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12/11/2003
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I too am naked.


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12/12/2003
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Dear Al, and anybody else.
Me and Jumbo are too, so come on over and bring your pals( don't bring Chatter the monkey). We are sitting on the veranda playing chutes and ladders, if you get my drift.
Ciao Baby !
Mrs. N & Jumbo


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10/21/2004
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I HOPE TO GOD THIS MSG BOARD IS MADE UP OF A BUNCH OF REALITY-TV-LOVING WASTOS! MARIA ELENA---IS THERE A MODICUM OF TRUTH IN THIS? I LEARNED "UMM OH YEAH" ON GUITAR AT A VERY YOUNG AGE BECAUSE I WAS HAUNTED BY IT AND BUDDY HOLLEY. I STILL WRITE AND PLAY HOLLY-INSPIRED TUNES, THOUGH I WAS IN THE METAL GENERATION---I SPREAD HOLLEY PHENOMENA AND JOY (AND SADNESS) BECAUSE I FELT A DUTY TO YOU BOTH---MANY PEOPLE WHO PROBABLY NEVER WOULD HAVE CARED ABOUT BUDDY KNOW ABOUT HIM NOW THANKS TO ME---NO BRAGGING INTENDED.

SAY IT AIN'T SO, MRS. HOLLY!


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10/21/2004
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you aint chip! you fool only yourself. we know who you are and
where you post from, so don't go around feeling you are so
smart.
if you are chip, i am sorry i missed the birthday party, but
having seen the magician you had lined up to perform, i felt my
time would be better served going through the new dumpster
conveniently located behind the original rays.
i am still naked.


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1/04/2005
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Yeah, Enos; I'm Chip and I'm not lying or bragging. Ask Maria Elena to e-m me for a laugh or a cry! While I was penning this, I saw the graves of the 4-itwas a windless, still nite--suddenly, a bone-jarring crash woke me from beta state. Could it have been?..I was jittered all nite....


enos
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1/04/2005
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being that i have only allowed myself to be seen by two people
over the past seven years, i find it disconcerting that everyone
here knows that i nick-named my dangling piles "maria elena".
it is just that they appear with such frequency, throbbing and
pulsing with every beat of my heart, i felt they were trying to
communicate to me.

hey, i was on donnie's porch last night drinking out of the new
dog dish, glad to see donnie got a new dog after the sad debacle
with the last one, and i noticed the scat in the litter box had
been arranged to form a hackencruz.
while i have encouraged communication in this location
before, i stress that any anti-semitism in that litter box will not
be tolerated.
meaning you earl jr, and little ed, you guys aren't funny. if i
could find a pair of pants that fit i would go right up to your
front door and tell yer old man. everyone knows about that
demented individual. so straighten up and fly right! leave the
litter box messages for their original intent, relaying important
messages of the emergency variety, and not just playing with
shit for shit's sake.
this message does not apply to the polite kid in the nehru
jacket.

enos
ps-i am watching you. i am always watching you!



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1/05/2005
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Lordy Sone...actually, your swastika has ancient roots--Teutonic as well as Dravidian (no, not the Wacko kind)! ANY OF YOU HAUNTED NITE FANS OF THE MUSICIAN KIND CONTACT ME if ya want ta jam 4 real...


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1/05/2005
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I like to jam. I've been a swinette player since my youth. I studied lip-picking swinette techniques with the best of them. I have my own equipment and can travel.
Fat Ray


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1/06/2005
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Hey Fats---is the swinette like a skinflute? Does your 'quip include a pignose mini amp?


Chipper
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1/11/2005
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Chance, do you have anything at all to say re: my short {true) story above? There's more, if you're interested. Is there anybody else interested?



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1/11/2005
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you idiots are making it bad for everyone. these insipid posts
have nothing to do with chickens, cigarettes, jerry charles or the
front street movement. if this kinda crap keeps coming, then i
am switching back to the freddy roman site. at least there you
expect a few as@#*les.
straighten up and fly right.


Chipper
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?????????????????????????????????????????? You make as much sense as a "swinette" player....nonexistent.


enos
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1/13/2005
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SWINEDELLE you idiots, the swinedelle, not swinette. jeesh, were
you trunned outa treehouse when you was born?

oh yeah?: you are the only non existent one on this board!
enos

ps-mrs.n#2 thank you for the cheese logs. they were highly
absorbant.


Ritchie
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1/13/2005
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No, existential....as in enos' spiritual future..


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1/14/2005
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Earl,

Your 15C Buddy Beefburgers are ready. Sorry, we are all out of Jumbo Pudd Sauce.

Al Hitler (no relation)


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1/14/2005
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in a perfect world you would tenderly place them in a number 20
white paper bag and have tha skinny broad that never stops
talking, with the harelip, and the lynyrd skyner belt buckle, from
fat rays, dressed as an oral hiegenist, toss them to me over the
underpass from a vehicle powered with only recycled oil drained
from the frier vats at popeyes.
i no longer use the jumbo pudd sauce, as it has become so
damn popular from those stupid commercials on the hunk silfies
cable access show that it leaves a rancid taste in my mouth. in
fact,now that i put my noggin to it, it always left a rancid taste in
my mouth. it would absorb all the moistures from your mouth
like some kind of highly absorbant shoe.
wow! just like that stupid song says! this is freaking me out!!
ed! ed! try it, is it so hard to say???
call me ed dammitt!!


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1/14/2005
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But Earl,
I thought you wanted us to call you Earl, so nobody would know you are Ed?

what gives?

Lewis


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1/14/2005
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I am hooking the old xenith quasar up tonite, logus was kind
enough to help lug it up from the basement. it hasn't worked
for thirty years. anyone want to come over and watch
Gunsmoke?
Did I mention that I was on Queen For a Day?
I made popcorn balls!
Mrs.N2


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1/15/2005
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D A>min D C>maj A>min D D+3 A>min C>maj D,,,,Chip's new Holly song "Midnite Bop"...(varied finger picking)...with LaBella strings...Toni on Bass(not dog house).............soon to be released...


Tips
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2/03/2005
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I dont get it is this sum sort of sik wannabe phyco msg board or is this real????????




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2/03/2005
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please allow me to take this oportunity to express my fondest
and warmest greetings to the mother of Chance Nehgreen, Ms.
Maria Elena Holly. Might I add that you look lovely from here!


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2/03/2005
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what is reality?


Ritchie
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What is a phyco? At least learn a little spelling...you would not look like a total fool!


Tips
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2/14/2005
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Well its not my fault i'm dislexic answer my question please!


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Dear Tips,

This mesage board is very real. It may be "more" real than you can imagine. You should be very very carefull here. Others, who failed to take it seriously have sufferred. Look at Ed Earl. Tread lightly, Tips, you will thank me later. Wally, get your transmission off my freakin' lawn, you sonofabitch !
Jerry Charles


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2/14/2005
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three of clubs?


Chip
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No---it is not a psycho wannabee msg board, Tips--we are dead serious...keep a lookout...Jerry and the rest of us will prove it; I'm not sure when, but we will. About the gears...well...!?


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Thank you chip and Jerry Charles i have read previous messages and thought all was a bit strange but if its true its true!

Thank-you


Tips


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come in Bob,
I'm right here as always, Larry
shoulda known that, Bob
right on, Larry
what constitutes truth, Bob
well, Larry, thats hard to say
is the gremlin on the wing, true, Bob
yes, Larry, unfortunately, gremlins are real
I don't think I like gremlims, Bob, they frighten me...
me too, Larry, but are sure it isn't the barrells talking?
oh yeah, Bob, how silly, I forgot I had barrells for breakfast.........
your A SCREAM Larry
Don't I know it, Bob
better come in for a landing, Larry, and don't turn on the dashboard strobe light again
not me Bob, I learned my lesson last time
good man, Larry
but Bob, why is the gremlin staring at me ?


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SURE----YOU ARE WELCOME, TIPS...AT FIRST, IT'S KINDA HARD TO GRASP, BUT IT---WE---GROW ON YA...NO, ENOS, NOT LIKE A FUNGUS! WE ARE SINCERE HOLLYITES, WELL, MOST OF US ARE...THOSE OF US SANE...RIGHT, ED?


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4/13/2005
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this thread has now gotten out of hand. i immediately call for 'thread closed'. if i don't get my way i will indeed scan and post on this board on this thread photographs of me doing everything under the sun to the late johnny cochrane not to mention michael jackson and gary coleman in a weeoh trio.


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4/13/2005
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this thread has now gotten out of hand. i immediately call for 'thread closed'. if i don't get my way i will indeed scan and post on this board on this thread photographs of me doing everything under the sun to the late johnny cochrane not to mention michael jackson and gary coleman in a weeoh trio.


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4/14/2005
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Mrs. Newhouse, like my mother told you at the birthday party--"imitation is the most sincere form of flattery"-But, you will never be a Buddy or an Elvis! Just buying a Strat won't do it, Hattie!--the clown would do a better impression than you, except for Clara Bell...


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4/14/2005
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Its Mrs. Newhouser, not Mrs. Newhouse........you expose yourselves for what you are, interlopers, false prophets, fake Drypeslanders, cads, bounders,gobshites, dipshits and Jumbo lovers. Everyone in Drypesland knows who you are, and that should be enough to scare the shit out of you. Swinger is after you fakers, watch your back.
Mrs. Newhouser


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4/14/2005
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I'll bet you didn't even see my lips move.


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Hey Morons !
How comes nobody is saying Paul Winchell is dead? You say I'm dead !.......what, is Paul Winchell more of an entertainer than Jerry Charles? I could have a ventriloquist act too, if it wasn't for my chonic diarrhea. Whenever I contort my face and make my mouth real small, it triggers an opening of the bile sluces, and whamoo !People won't pay to see an act like that, not even if its done in good taste.
Jerry


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I knew the late Jerry charles, and you, you sad, pathetic little
man are no
Jerry Charles.


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4/14/2005
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i am executing my influence with the house of representives and i am going to do everything in my power to have this board closed.f i could spell annileate i would say that instead of close. so everyone thinks i'm a little kid ? you haven't seen diddly.i moved back to canada.i also use to have the best damned buddy holly board in the universe, but i threw a tantrum and closed it down because i was exposed as a scoundrel by a dadgummed person who thinks he's a geetar player and some kind of a writer but i think that he is nothing more than a wannabe and he thinks he is the second coming of buddy holly or something.
i sure am thankful to the lord that i wasn't born in texas, but on the other hand i wish i was borned in lubbock,texas, and that i had a girlfriend named echo, and that i use to ride on motorscooters on the back with j.i. at the controls in front and people in lubbock could see my geetar strapped to my back while j.i. and i were puttputting around the streets of lubbock and the townsfolks thought that i was strange and they talked bad about me and i went on to put their stupid town on the map when i got myself invited to sing on the ed sullivan show.
then they made fun of me when they caught me at the beauty parlor gettin a permanent with curlers in my hair so i could get ready for my next ed sullivan performance and so i could look like the rock star i had become.
ohmeohmyohmeohmy-------i really ain't buddy holly i'm just a shmuck from canada that moved to duluth that moved to lubbock that moved back to duluth that had to move back to canada. ohmeohmyohmeohmy why did i have to overeact and shut down my beloved buddy board? why?why?why?



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4/14/2005
17:28:39
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you're not fooliln anyone hatman, little kurt b. who lost his hat


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4/15/2005
04:37:12
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If I find out who is supplying drugs to the maniacs on this message board, I'm going to call the state police. People abusing illegal go man go pills should not be permitted to perform stream-of-conciousness postings. You may think that you have something important to say, over and over and over while you chain smoke , chew gum, drink water, and pick the scabs off your arms, but let me tell you, shut the f..k up. Get a life, and support professional entertainers by spending your money in nightclubs, not on methamphetamine.
thank you,
Jerry


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4/16/2005
17:06:57
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MY GLASSES WERE SMUDGED, MRS. NEWHOUSER....YOUR NAME HAS BEEN PUT HERE MANY TIMES BEFORE....SORRY....


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4/17/2005
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give it up chip, and next time duck.

remember, there is still time to pick up
your couch cushions!

attn mrs newhouser: the front stoop is fair play!


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4/29/2005
13:52:36
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I had inside knowledge at Buddy's publishing company of all the money his music was generating. Of course I made Maria marry Buddy. I mastermided the whole thing. I even arranged, through Jack Negreen, the Winter Dance Party tour with Irvin Feld running things at General Artist Corporation. In fact, Maria had to give me half of the $2500 advance Buddy was paid. Maria and Buddy split the other half. Poor Buddy had to pay Waylon and the boys with the measley $625 Maria doled out to him in increments. Poor Buddy was always feezing his rump off walking from the bus to the post office to get his mail from Maria. I taught her to " accidentally " send Buddy the receipt instead of the money order. He expected real stupid things like that from Maria. Eventually poor Buddy would get his money, but always real late. Maria laughed for an hour when Buddy told her he had slipped on ice at the entrance to the post office in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Richie Valens' mother told me that Richie told her that Buddy really slammed the phone down on the hook, hanging up on Maria. Maria laughed for another hour. Poor Buddy.


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4/29/2005
18:00:37
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this is all just a wee bit personal and privileged family information only a small handful know about.way out of line and past the envelope into human indecency, i would say with steadfast conviction. too many seem to know way too much about buddy holly, about his mershcum pipe given to him by his pal eddie cochrane. anyone that thinks that buddy smoked unravelled winstons in that amsterdam pipe is a complete unadulterated idiot to the umpteenth degree. maria was a druggie.poor buddy.she had a drug dealer named tina.


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5/09/2005
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HOGWASH
ALL HOGWASH


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6/03/2005
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i would very much like to extend my sympathies to miss elena!


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6/05/2005
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listen up Zoltan (Ed), you don't know shit about Buddy Holly, and besides I thought you were golfing in Maryland this weekend. get your story straight. I wonder where you are really......no I don't................you know what Mom always says......she says Fuck You.
Burt


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7/30/2005
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i have been stongly advised by my shrink to abandon this obsession with certain people out there in the buddy holly universe.they toy with me on message boards like this one and others more related to buddy.they do things like upstage me when i'm the star board administrator,by outsmarting my very northern arse.i banned them all time and time again but to no avail as they would just simply somehow change there ip number and jump back on my precious domain,my beloved board of buddy holly messages and bickering and fighting.i was so used to starting the longest threads and having the most smartassed answer and having people revere and fear me,then i made the awful mistake of accusing tommy of ripping two guys off in the netherlands on t shirts, then that sonofsb&^%ch texas as$#ole busted me on that one,and on my own board the sorry sob.then i sold a bunch of his lousy cds from my site and i kept the money,hahahahaha,and the texas as$#ole made me send him a little s&h $$$ so i sent him an international money order cause i knew it would cost him $3 to cash it,hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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7/30/2005
11:02:08
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i have been stongly advised by my shrink to abandon this obsession with certain people out there in the buddy holly universe.they toy with me on message boards like this one and others more related to buddy.they do things like upstage me when i'm the star board administrator,by outsmarting my very northern arse.i banned them all time and time again but to no avail as they would just simply somehow change there ip number and jump back on my precious domain,my beloved board of buddy holly messages and bickering and fighting.i was so used to starting the longest threads and having the most smartassed answer and having people revere and fear me,then i made the awful mistake of accusing tommy of ripping two guys off in the netherlands on t shirts, then that sonofsb&^%ch texas as$#ole busted me on that one,and on my own board the sorry sob.then i sold a bunch of his lousy cds from my site and i kept the money,hahahahaha,and the texas as$#ole made me send him a little s&h $$$ so i sent him an international money order cause i knew it would cost him $3 to cash it,hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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9/28/2005
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So it is true that Maria Elena and the rest of you BASTARDS (excluding Chance) only care about $$$$ and dont give a fuck about buddy or his music. I hope you all live miserable lives devoid of love and /or happiness and even though you already know this you petty cocksmiths SUCK!!! but dont forget to sign the Big Boppers hall of fame petition you greedy squabbling little whores. www.officialbigbopper.com


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10/11/2005
15:31:59
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My liddle bruther scheon didint even come to my burthday party yeaturday.
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
(spoiled brat crying sound)
Mama was their though.But she didint get me nuthin for my burthday.
She's trying to colect soshal securty money on me rite now, plus she is alredy getting food stamps using me for the reeson that she desurvs the stamps.
I just dont undurstand my mama.So far all she has brought me frum the store lately is oatmeal and hormels spam. She nos that I hate both of them.


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