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Jerry Charles
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9/11/2003
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Dear Etc.
Leave me out of this...........as if I don't have enough trouble as it is....just try and find a nightclub gig with a head shaped like mine..go ahead...I dare you..
Peace,
Jerry Charles


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9/16/2003
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mister charles,
you certainly have your nerve making acrimonious accusations on this message board, i would like to go on record and say that john gary was a better singer, porter wagnor was a handsomer man, and i still remember when you showed my wife your "pocket fisherman" at that 4th of july picnic at ron silver's house.
that being said, i hope you have got the psychiatric help you desperately need-and heed my warning-stop posting under my name on this message board or i will tell them all i know about you and
your involvement with the "missing" wmd's.
nuff said,
swingin dick


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9/22/2003
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Dear Dick,
I'll be available for a USO tour as soon as the sores on my feet stop leaking. I'm managing my own career now, so call me direct.
ps--I'm gonna need to get paid this time.
Jerry Charles, Crooner


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9/22/2003
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Yo D.C.
If I accept the USO gig, it has to be a package deal. My late sister's boy, Logus , has to open up for me. He does a card trick and tells jokes. He works clean, and his jokes aren't funny, but his one card trick will floor em'. He almost had a career before his misfortune. He says he will work for tips. Get back to me.
Jerry


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10/20/2003
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i make no promises. don't forget what i know about you, about the sick, degenerate things you did from age seventeen on.
i know about the stick, the salami, the piece of liver, the cold cream, and the jerry vale paper dolls.
you will work where and when i say?
dig? big time!
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10/24/2003
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Listen up , big shot. I'm a professional entertainer, and I deserve to be treated with respect....well, maybe not respect, but I still need to eat, so when do I head out to Iran to entertain the troops? I'm working on a new act for the soldiers which features country versions of classic Jerry Vale tunes. I hear they go for that stuff in a big way. That comment about the salami and the liver etc., was low. Everyone involved is dead, so you can't prove anything.
Jerry Charles, Crooner


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10/24/2003
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Dear Prof Corey:
Do you think that the actor what used to play Sky King on that television show was really flying the plane? I've been wondering about this almost daily, since I were a kid.

your pal,
Logus, age 51


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10/30/2003
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you sons of b#@^&&s; are pissing me off big time!
big time! we don't have time in this condition of crisis, to be distracted by protracted idioicy.
sky king was a dedicated and loyal public servant.
now go off and play with your carol mosely braun paper dolls and leave me the hell alone!
v.p.
p.s. i know exactly who you are! big time!


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10/31/2003
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Dear D.C.

you may know who we/I are, but the question that should be on your mind is "Do we/I know who I/we are?". while we are here, do you remember them Jerry Mahoney dolls back in the 50s? Did they really talk all by themselves? The one I got for Christmas used to carry on lengthy converstions with an autographed photo of Fuzzy Knight that I got from his fan club.
your pal,
not Jerry Charles


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10/31/2003
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Hey, I remember that Jerry Mahoney doll. He used to keep my photo awake all night with his incessant questions about the French Foreign Legion, and how old did ya have to be to join and was the food really French and did they make you leave your comic books at home, like at camp, etc. What a maniac. Whatever happened to that kid?, I mean doll.
Fuzzy Knight (no relation)


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10/31/2003
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yeah yeah laugh it up you idiots! we will see who has the last laugh. this insane reference to ventriliqual dolls is obviously meant to demene and humiliate me. and i also know what you mean when you say "fuzzy knight" you sick, tragic, mouth breathing, hominids.
ventriliquist dolls-hahaha! just stick your hand up their ass and they come to life!
you are sick. you are all on my list. even you, schmuck, reading this right now, you are on my list!!
and dig this: fuzzy knight was no pat butram, or james finlayson for that matter. what was the question?
dc


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11/07/2003
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AHOY Dick C....so this is where you have been hiding! Please ask Jerry Charles if he would consider performing at my house. Mom hired him to entertain us at birthday parties when we was kids. Jerry used to sing our favorite songs, like Teddy bears picnic, and that one about the pink shoe laces. He was swell, and he had this kid who did a card trick with cards. I forget his name. He was a misfortunate.
SEE YA !
Gorge


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11/07/2003
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Listen, youse guys, If James Finlayson and Andy Clyde woulda fought in the Spanish American war, youse would all be speaking Scottish today !
So there ! And don't even get me started on Leon Erroll.


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11/08/2003
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YOU CRUEL, SICK, UNPATRIOTIC BUTT-SNIFFERS!
I don't know who leaked about the "alleged" strip partys, but I deny everything. Attempts to humiliate me by constantly referencing the size and shape of a certain nefarious (and here I use the word loosely) "entertainer's" head, as well as the inferences to a certain "misfortune" suffered by a demented little torturer of pigeons
who shall also remain nameless, the application of the old college nickname "fuzzy knight", and other assorted monickers all point to George Tennet.
I do not know why you feel the need to deride me in this public forumn, but i can assusre you this is it. the leon errol crack crossed the line.
HEAR ME, JERRY CHARLES: the drunken phone calls and insane phone messages must stop! the bizarre emails and pornographic chatroom banter must cease! again: i do not know who did the clever "photo-shopping" of "Logus", Jerry Mahoney and myself-but I assure you-THAT IS NOT ME! Yes, it is my head-but that is not my body! I am much taller than Jerry Mahoney, and I certainly have more "heft" than that naked little dwarf you pasted my face on.
Also: What the hell is a "sealtest spoon" and why does it figure so prominently in the creepy little song you sang about burr tilstrom on my message machine?
oh yeah, and the country-spannish-Jerry vale stuff-I have not yet figured out what you mean, but when I do-WATCH OUT!
dc


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11/11/2003
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Back in the big war when I was in the navy over in Korea fightin' the nazis, there was this guy in the next cell name of Jerry Charles who used to sing all the time. He had this gigantic head, and the supply sargent had to get him custom made bell bottom sailor caps. I lost track of him after we got dishonorably discharged. He coulda been as big as Mario Lanza if it wasn't for them Beatles. They ruined popular music!
Mr. Treon, veteran


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11/11/2003
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pfc treon! holy smokes! i thought you were dead!
praise the lord! i remember well the cold winter we spent in that foxhole warming our hands on the steam vapours rising off the noggin of sgt. loaf-head, that guy with the giant booty shaped conk. He sang just like russ columbo, and when he hit those high notes the ass cheeks on the back of his head jiggled like sophie tucker at a frat initiation party! remember that time he fell asleep on guard duty and you stuck that cigar in the folds on the back of his head and it looked like his neck was pinching a loaf?
those were the happiest years of my life. i have to go now before the janitors turn the lights back on. it is good to know that you are still alive. everytime i defecate out of doors or kill an oriental person i think of you.
sgt.stopa


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11/11/2003
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I remember you, Sgt. and if it wasn't for you, I'd still be in the navy, probably be a general by now. Why I let you talk me into drinking sterno and digging foxholes in the bottom of the battleship is beyond me, and probably even beyond you. Thank goodness that I had the good fortune of being within screaming range of Jerry Charles, whose golden throated crooning made the torture I expereinced at the hands of the nazi SS almost delightful, except fot the car battery stuff, that still gives me nightmares. I hate your guts, so lose my e-mail address, pronto.


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11/11/2003
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you know what private, you are stupid!
you were stupid then, you are stupid now. ensign jerry charles used to give me a pack of cigarettes every payday to let him watch you take a shower. putting that together with your lamentations about the guy's golden throat and i am happy to lose your email.
just remember the first face you saw when we finished crossing the equator-if you know what i mean.
and don't blame the sterno shit on me-it was that other guy-the friend of your big headed hero, you know...lamo..the unfortunate...whats his name? he did that card trick that always ended with someone weeping? anyway-it's your problem, not mine. non-com.
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11/12/2003
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Listen up, morons, I was never in the armed services. You can't get drafted with a giant head. They don't make helmets to fit giant heads. I couldn't even get in the National Guard. How am I supposed to ever get any nightclub work when you idiots keep making up stories about the Korean War and the Nazis? I know who you are and I know what you did in the utility room of an unfinished house on Sherwood Street. In closing, I am marketing a home video from the Merv Griffun show which features myself, Monty Rock 3rd, Milt Kamen, Joey Heatherton, and the Marquis Chimps. It's $29.99 while supplies last.
Jerry Charles, Professional Entertainer


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11/12/2003
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As a chiropractor, I would like to inform Mr. Charles (my all time favorite crooner)that medical science has made significant inroads into the diagnosis and treatment of gigantic mis-shapend head syndrome. Please contact my office to schedule your free ,no cost to you ,introductory appointment. Why suffer the indignities and cruel taunts of children when modern chiropractic procedures can ease your suffering in only a matter of several years, or until your insurance maxes out.
Relief is only a phone call away.
Dr. J. Keim, D.C.


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11/12/2003
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Dear Prof.
I'm glad that you are supporting Dennis Kucinich for President. I'd vote for him myself if it wasn't for them felony convictions from my misspent youth. Perhaps they could use a boy singer for the innauguration. I'm packed and ready to go. Use your influence, I really need the gig. Logus is somewhat improved (his misfortune, you remember), and has agreed to open up for me as long as he gets to date Chelsea. He is somewhat impulsive, but generally not dangerous.
Let me know asap
Jerry


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11/12/2003
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Will you all be offering the cheese balls again this year at Christmas? My nephew Logus and I love those!
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11/13/2003
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Dear Aunt Maddy,
I wasn't aware that I had an Aunt Maddy, but then again, I'm not aware of most things. I do like cheeseballs though, I think. Are you the Aunt who used to drink 2 bottles of Romilar and walk down the street sideways? I seem to remember that, maybe.
Merry Christmas,
Logus


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11/13/2003
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No one really knows what really went on the basement of Sherwood Street,although many say they were there, there are almost as many liars as those that claim to have been at Woodstock. Please drop that sordid subject once and for all!

By the way how do I get Merv's vedio and does it contain Jerry Vaile singing O My Ma Ma?


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11/14/2003
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I may not have been to Woodstock, but I know good music when I hear it, and Jerry Charles is a powerhouse of crooning! Jerry Vale didn't sing Oh My MaMa, Eddie Fischer sang oh my papa. Get your facts straight. Who shot ma, pa, pa shot ma pa, etc and so on. I know your identity, you little utility room soiler, so watch out! And besides, I thought the black acid at Woodstock was pretty good.
Peace and love and happiness.
Bob



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11/14/2003
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I know who you are, and I know what you and Gary done to my pool !
watch your back, juvenile delinquents !

Howard


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11/14/2003
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Dear Prof.
I just heard about a revolutionary new medical procedure where an abnormally large and mis-shapend head can be modified with the use of saws. I figure that with the proper surgery, I could wear regular hats and maybe even get a small role in a Woody Allen movie. My question is, What part of your head (or your brain) contains the intelligence?. I would hate to have that part removed.
Thank You, and say hello to Woody,
Jerry Charles


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11/14/2003
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Jerry, how do you know that you even got intelligence? A head is a terrible thing to waste. When faced with lemons make lemonaid. With the gift you were given be creative and use it, possibly by drilling a small hole and inserting a reed you will be able to sing like Jimy Carl Black.


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11/16/2003
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Jerry, I entered your name in the google search box and this is where it lead. I can't believe I have actually found you after all these years.
We were dormroom mates at old Liveridge one summer in Maine, remember? I had that nice alpaca winter hat that you stole from me one night so that you could go out in your undies and make snow castles and stretched the thing to a size big enough to accomodate a king size bucket of chicken? My Nana knitted that hat. She died two weeks after that. When I found the hat
and saw that it was big enough for billy barty to use as a sleeping bag I cried for twenty minutes.
You came back from the cafeteria and cheered me up with your impression of Ukelele Ike, and then you held me in your strong arms. One thing led to another and before you know it we were in the throws of unbridled teenage passion, poking holes like a hotel elevator packed with Japanese proctologists.
You gave me two dollars and told me not to tell anyone, and I never did. I just wanted you to know that I often think of those times, and that big bobbin head of yours and wished we had kept in touch.
I remember our last night together, we went out for fish and chips, and then we played drunk organ grinder and the naughty monkey until your ride back home showed up. Your brother Morrie has a rather pronounced head also, but nowhere near as expressive as yours. Boy was he surprised. Everytime I hear one of your old '78s I remember our special summer, back in '39, and the bond we share. Well, I just wanted to say hi after all these years.


you dirty old cock sucker!
E.


Jerry Charles
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11/18/2003
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Forget it, you psycho. That wasn't me. i'm not the only Jerry Charles on the planet. Not even the only one with a problema de la cabeza. Besides, in 1939 I was under house arrest in the New Old Lompoc House Maximum Security Mental Health Prison along with my nephew Logus and some guy named Ed from Catasauqua.
So there !
Jerry Charles


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11/19/2003
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EARL-EARL from Catasuaqua!!


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11/20/2003
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Dear Fans,
I would like to announce my retirement from celebrityhood and showbiz effectively immediately retroactive to yesterday. This is a political stance and has nothing to do with the size of my head. I will be relocating to Drypesland, off the Flernoyan Costa Del Sol as soon as my visa is approved. Thank you for your support.
Jerry Charles, (ret.)


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11/20/2003
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Dear Mr. Charles,
Visa application denied.
P.M. F.N. Krump
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11/25/2003
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whew! another national treasure once again almost snagged by the bleached white beaches of drypesland. please, citizens, heed my warning:
elections in drypesland is no place for a non-native, beware! the six-month election period is followed by six months of mischevious pranks, usually directed at non-natives, and often with hilarious but fatal consequences.
that being said, vote, and vote often!

ps-mister charles, you may not remember me, but you entertained at my bar mitzvah. your version of finniculi finnicula reduced my aunt mema to a quivering pile of hormones. she turned over the card table with the fruit salad on it and stuffed forty dollars in singles in your trousers, remember-all of my bar mitzvah money wedged into your fly? that drunk whore. when she died i hid her dentures and when the mortician wasn't looking i dropped a beautiful red striped spalding golf ball in her maw and had them screw the lid down tight tight tight.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
thanks for the memories.
pps-who the hell is prof. corey? he isn't that unfortunate magician that used to open for you is he? the only thing that guy ever made disappear was your career.


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11/25/2003
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Dear Clark (if thats your real name)
Following the anticipated reversal on appeal of my Drypeslandic Green Card and permanant residency status, I would like to announce my come back tour featuring songs with music and singin' as well as some rudimentary dance steps, some yodeling, knife throwing, trapeze antics and humorous monologues about mental illness. My agent, Mel Gruver has assured me that the public will not tolerate my retirement unless of course I am deceased, and even then, it's questionable. I'll be starting my tour at the Ski-ball arcade under the boardwalk next to the old cistern behind the rat incinerator, if everything works out. Thanks for your support, and I remember your grandmother. I believe she was a close personal friend of Mrs. Newhouser, but thats another story.
Your Pal
Jerry Charles
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11/26/2003
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mister charles,
my repeated attempts to reach you through me gruver have proved fruitless. our jerry charles fan club has grown to inclde three other members of the northern most ward, two of whom are responsive and not "overly medicated" like our former club president.
we all would like to know when you will return to the hospital to entertain us with your talents? we would like to honor you as befits a star of your stature, one of the newbies suggested casting your head in cement, like at gromans chinese theater. we are still debating this, but as none of us speaks chinese, the bill has kind of wound down of it's own volition.
there was a kinda creepy but lucid guy here for a few months two years ago who did a rather clever little puppet show based on your life and career, but he disappeared as mysteriously as he had arrived.


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11/26/2003
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Dear Wango the gypsy boy.
what was your name before you changed it? I'm never coming back to the hospital, never, at least not of my own volition. And, I might add, In closing, I'm not drinking, and I haven't been arrested for volition of a protection from abuse order, ordered by Mrs. Newhouser, at least not yet. Just because I don't anwer the door, or open the phone, it don't mean I'm drinking again. i'm just tired or I have a cold (burp). If you are gonna come over, pick me up a six pack of sterno and some Pall Malls.
Jery Chaarles



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12/01/2003
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Being new to this message board I must admit I'm quite appalled at the lurid language and reference to past acts. But my likes include cheese balls , romalar, sock puppets, pictures from the old hospital and speaking 17 chinese dialects, if you wold like to converse with me please feel free to do so. Timmy


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12/01/2003
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Dear Timmy,
I also speak several different Chinese dialects, sometimes, all at the same time. Perhaps we can go for a ride in Sky King's aeroplane. I'm a personal friend of his niece Penny. Do you know anything about potbelly stoves? I collect them (only the ones that fall out of tree forts) I'm not insane or anything, are you?
See ya'
Wango


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12/01/2003
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ALL RIGHT YOU ARE ALL ON NOTICE! I HAVE TAKEN A LOT OF GRIEF AND PERSONAL ATTACKS ON THIS BOARD,BIG TIME! AND NOW IT ENDS~! I DECLARE THIS MESSAGEBOARD CLOSED!


rotten bastards won't let anything go. i didn't push the rotten thing out, i banged into it when that stupid collie knocked me over. dogs have no place in tree houses. or air planes for that matter...which reminds me:

SKY KING-YOU TO ARE ON NOTICE!BIG TIME!!

when we freed you and jerry charles from that juarez prison it was with the understanding that you would never fly again!

CHANGE YOUR WAYS!

you got me? this message board is closed, don't let me catch any of you posting here again!


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12/01/2003
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Mr. Cheney,
I hope you are not including me with this bunch of maniacs. I'm a professional entertainer. By the way, I am in the process of marketing a new video entitled "Jerry Charles, the early years" which features rarely seen footage of when I was temporarily employed in the stage crew of the TV show, "Queen for a day". I was the guy who wheeled out major appliances on a handtruck. Most of my appearances were edited out due to complaints from the Hayes Commission because the size and shape of my head. While this isn't really representative of my career, fans will still enjoy seeing me , and if you look closely, Mrs. Newhouser is a contestant who wins a really nice upright Hoover with attachments.
Jerry


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12/01/2003
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i actualy thought for a moment that you were jerry charles, popular entertainer, but that crack about the hoover upright gave you away!
you are sick, do you hear me? you need help!
at least wait until a celebrity is dead before you assume his personality. you fool only yourself. by the way, with this new software developed by nason t. gruver, son of my good friend mel gruver-a real celebrity- i can see everything you do when you are on this messageboard, think about that for a minute and then go brush your teeth!
d.c.v.p.


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12/01/2003
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You, you sick derelict, are so tarpolean it makes no venereal to you any way it's circumcised, does it?


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12/01/2003
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I haven't been called Tarpolean in two days !


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12/01/2003
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that's because you been out like a light for two days! i don't know what goes on inside of that tent but i got a bad feeling about it. ever since jumbo disappeared more and more derelicts frequent that tent. how come no one comes near my tent?
mrs. newhouser


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12/02/2003
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I believe your are all perverse, i came to this chat room to discuss likes and dislikes and I can plainly see that none of you are the well rounded individuals I was hoping to meet up with. I believe that even morons go to an Irwin Corey to talk about the illustrious career of one of the steller comics of our age. Please all of you fine a site that is dedicated to your type of sophomoric humor.


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12/02/2003
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I don't know, Mrs. Newhouser could be called well rounded. and another thing, Mrs. Newhouser knows how to spell too. You ain't fooling anybody, you know !


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12/02/2003
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Dear True Fan,
Perhaps you would be interested in joining the Jerry Charles Fan Club. Its pretty cheap and lots of fun. Details can be obtained from the President, Mrs. Newhouser. Below is a testimonial from a satisfied fan club member.

" I wish my head was shaped like Jerry Charles's head"...........Mrs. Newhouser

Thank You for your support,
Jerry


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12/02/2003
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The Jerry Charles Fan Club is the greatest thing going! You get the bi yearly newsletter, a Jerry Charles photo button, an 8x10 signed glossy picture, and all of my friends have complemented me endlessly about the special prosthetic forehead!
S.Nagy
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12/02/2003
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Hi Fellow Jerry Charles Fans!
I'm so glad I found this site! Can anyone help me?
When I was a kid, my Dad had an 8-track tapes of Jerry's Country Christmas record titled "Christmas in Prison". Well, we wore that tape out, and I would love to get a new copy to share with my own children.
thanks Everybody !
Buzz, Madeline and the kids ( Hector, Dwight, Angel, Amos Gary Jr.) and Spot and Mr. Mittens (pets)


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12/02/2003
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I was able to secure two copies of this highly sought after collectable at ebay, although I must warn you, they got a lot of goofs on their site, be very carefull. I once shelled out big for a cement cast of what was supposed to be Jerry Charles's head, but when i poured the wax in to make the relief candle, i was very shocked and disapointed to find it was the head of some old oriental dude, and not the world's greatest crooner at all. A truly strange candle. Buyers beware!


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Look I'm getting tired of reading all your gibberish and by the way who is Jerry Charles? I went on line to research and found no references to a known singer named Jerry Charles. I even emailed Capital Records and requested help with my search. They replied that they had no reference file for anyone of that name. So please find a sand box were all of you less than gifted individuals can play!


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12/04/2003
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Dear True Fan,
You are referring to us as "Less than gifted", but you are one who is crazy enough to e-mail Capital records in search of info on Jerry Charles. You are on my list, BIG TIME ! While you are searching for Jerry Charles on the internet, why don't you go to one of them German Cannibal sites and volunteer.
As if Gerry would have performed on Capital !
DC


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12/04/2003
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Way to go Dick ! You told him ! That was really poignant ! poignant ! what a neat word. poignant poignant poignant poignant poignant.


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12/04/2003
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Now I know I have truly found the bottom of the barrel, some clown who pretends to be Dick Cheney and a nitwit supporter named George W, How creative! and I suppose both of you are left of the RR Al Sharpton. Please oh you of blessed moronic bliss please find another canvas where you can converse with those of your own level.


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12/05/2003
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Dear True Fan,
If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to from where you came...you big Nazi......like mother Deutschland....and while you are goosestepping around Munchen, perhaps you could check out the volunteer cannibalism sites. And when did Rev. Sharpton become a railroad.


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I catagoricaly deny that i am a cannibal in any way shape or form. I do not know who perpetuates these stories, but I find them racialy devicive and personaly in bad taste.
Rev. Al


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it is true, the american flyer on ward two has been officially re-titled "the al sharpton memorial railroad". however, recent experiences have taught us not to touch our tongues to the rails when the railroad is running.
did any of you see that nut in the bi-plane flying upside down over coney island last night?
what was that about?
we all had to go back in and make sure we had been given the right medication.


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12/08/2003
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Why should I be surprised, I proform my Monday morning check of the great Dr. Corey's site and again Tweetle Dee and Tweetle Dumb are found having a conversation that befits Toto. By the way Earl today would be a good day to see what it is like to lick a rr track, just think if that toung freezes to the track we may not have to hear from you again.


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Illiterate Haikus

What do the words toung
and proform translate to in
the English language?




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12/09/2003
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WOW Earl you are one sharp guy, I hope I become as smart as you when I grow up. While you are at it you should look for a site where you can mingle with others of great intelligence and allow those of us with much smaller brain matter to try and communicate at a lower level.


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i tell ya this, ferret out my rat hole and you will get whats comin to ya!
nuff sed


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first of all I want to thank mr cory very much for having this very informative site. if you had books and things for me to buy, i would spend my boot commisions on you because that's how i become a boardmeister's right hand ass-li%ck&ng; man. between me and a certain individual I'll not name because he's always talking about suing someone,briggs and nahgee are now "buddies" again,although they are bitter enemies both being boardmeisters.i am a teetotal buddy holly nut and it is driving my wife crazy.if this board cannot handle buddy holly trivia coming from me or anyone else then let me know before i spend any time actually reading brigg's 'night by night' series that i bought from him so that he'll continue to let me be seen hanging out with him in lubbock during buddy holly week cause i am a little star struck and do like to be seen with celebrities.last august people saw me kissing maria elena hollys petite little derriere and if the person that took a picture of us together would please e-mail me i will gladly pay you good boot money for it cause then schon would put it up on his latest news page and then everyone all over the planet will see that i am the real deal.

rave on

standy reele


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5/19/2004
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PS to above post. not usually one to complain, but i wish these message boards had spell check. the above post took me 2 hours because of back and forth to the dictionary.

rave on,

standy reele


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i do the old back and forth with the thesaurus


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As a devoted Buddy Holly fan, and for the record, I just want it to be known that I vehemently oppose and am disgusted with what is being written on this site in reference to Buddy Holly and anyone related or linked to him, be it his widow, or anyone else.

Also, I do not appreciate the inference to my name, and I don't appreciate the inference to Tommy Allsup's name through backwards spellings or whatever it would be called.

I do not know for sure who or who all is behind this rubbish, but I have an idea, and I'm sure THAT someone is associated with the Buddy Holly Message Board located at Buddyhollyonline.com

If I could, I'd try and take legal action against this, but it would probably be a waste of time.

I am putting up MY REAL E-MAIL ADDRESS, UNLIKE the STUPID fake addresses I see associated with these STUPID messages. This way, I guess that this message I am posting is the ONLY real and genuinely serious post.

I didn't want to lend any degree of dignity whatsoever to this CRAP by even posting this, but I felt that I should step in and say something.

I hope that this will be the very last "post" on this so-called thread.





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THREAD CLOSED!!!!AND I MEAN CLOSED!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!


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12/22/2004
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was your card the six of spades?


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how did gumlegs do in the fourth ?


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