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richard cheney
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8/14/2003
22:43:13
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professor corey,
my name is Richard Cheney, i am currently employed as a risk taker/wild catter in the "energy" industry, in what i like to term "the front office" i wanted to thank you big time for keeping all the money soft and was wondering if you got the case of steaks my side kick george and i sent out?
remember that party at big hank kissenger's when you told me i sang like jerry charles and you put your hand on my ass? my wife still talks about that big time.


DICK CHENEY
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9/02/2003
12:07:40
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WHO EVER IS POSTING UNDER MY NAME BETTER KNOCK IT OFF, OR I WILL HAVE TO TAKE ACTION BIG TIME, BIG TIME!

DICK CHENEY


dick cheney
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9/07/2003
10:45:56
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All right, irwin, knock it off! stop posting under my name. And FOR THE RECORD: you grabbed my ass, i never grabbed yours. stop this foolishness!
dc


mister dicky
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11/26/2003
10:08:46
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That's it, you mouth breathing anti patriotic scum seperating ass drippers! i have been patient-but this constant reference to alleged acts in my utility room off of sherwood street, and the needless invocation of my uncle ed's name
have crossed the line!
i know who each and everyone of you are (with the possible exception of that thing in the tent behind donnie's place) and your insults. invectives, and rather lame haikus are all being entered into your individual files! now straighten up, or feel my wrath, and i mean BIG TIME!
dc,vp,us of a

p.s. to the guy who keeps emailing me to appear at his bar mitzvah, this is the last time i am going to say this: I AM NOT A MAGICIAN-I DO NOT ENTERTAIN AT CHILDRENS PARTYS-LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!

also: i have never been to coney island and my tattoo is not obscene-that is a mole that grew a full twelve years after i got the damn tattoo, i can't get it removed without altering the design,
so dig this:THE TATTOO STAYS!!


Fat Ray
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11/26/2003
10:59:03
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Hey, if you are the real D. Cheney, I want my enema bag back.............you creep....


mrs arbogast
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11/26/2003
11:14:04
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my, this is quite an unusual message board. who do i talk to about booking the puppet show?


L.K. Drypes
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11/26/2003
11:28:28
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I would hold off on booking any puppet shows until Earl (Ed) from Catasauqua is deemed non-contagious, at least , if you are planning on having children at the party. I have misplaced my "card", so I am temporarily retired from show biz. May I suggest my Uncle Jerry Charles. He is available for just about anything if the moneys right. You may remember him on the Mike Douglass show back in 1968. He was on after Jan Murray and before the Marquis Chimps, although the show ran long and they had to cut Jerry out completely, but I'm sure you would have enjoyed it. The police laughed themselves sick, in the squadroom after Jerry was subdued.
L.K. Drypes
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Johnny-o
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12/06/2003
14:12:57
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Warning: Your computer could be infected with spy ware. As you type e-mails and "surf the web" someone could be monitoring your every move, Is in fact monitering your every move, And that sentient being is ME. I am watching you! Reading your minds, predicting your every thought and movements! By reading this right now you acknowledege your inferiority and you agree to surrender up your soul to me.


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