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john rhino
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12/16/2002
07:20:09
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for several years i was under the mistaken impression that the professor had passed away.then this morning i typed his name into the browser bar on my computer and was directed to this fantastic site.i am so happy, words fail me at this point.


mreagan
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12/24/2002
04:47:44
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Not only is he alive, to our mutual relief, but he is still PERFORMING! How amazing is that?


john rhino
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12/25/2002
14:28:55
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i am amazed at the professors staying power.i live in salt lake city,i wonder if i will ever get to see him in person.



Leonardo
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12/25/2002
23:49:45
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Along with Rodney the Dangerfield, the Professor
was always the most hysterical persona to appear
on Johnny's Tonite Show!
Kudos to one of the greatest!

Leonardo the Lesser


Marcus
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12/31/2002
06:08:24
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Why don't they put the Professon on The New Hollywood Squares. He would be much better than Rodney Dangerfield was.


john rhino
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1/01/2003
08:51:41
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the hollywood squares would be the perfect venue for the professor!i say center square is only obvious.can you imagine the conniptions the contestants minds would go through as they try to decide if the worlds foremost authority is bluffing(or is that his real answer)?paul lynde would be so proud,henry winkler are you paying attention??



tipper gore
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11/03/2003
08:38:26
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Not only is he alive and still performing, he is more virile and potent then ever, with a staying power that lasts long into the night. my sides ached this morning!


Logus K. Drypes
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11/13/2003
09:28:46
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here, let me try this new joke out on you.

Henny Youngman and Gary Gillmore just wrote a book together...........
(Whats the name of the book, Logus?)

Take my life, please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look out Vegas, I'm comin' back !


Leonardo
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11/13/2003
23:26:37
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WAIT A MINUTE!!! The Professor was about
to clear his throat and speak endlessly of
the wonderful medicinal powers of zee viagra
and vitamin E supplements when he spotted
Tipper Gore and got "slightly" distracted!!!

Ahem.

Leonardo the lesser


dick cheney
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11/26/2003
11:31:57
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you, you know who you are, you aren't funny. get the hell off of my site or i will have the seceret service men dispose of you like wellstone!
ignorant little trout roe!
thank God that rush is back keeping little turds like you in your place.
i gotta go wipe.


Action-Jackson
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12/10/2003
14:35:56
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Does the Professor sleep in the nude?


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