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Jerry Charles
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4/05/2005
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Hey Everyone !
Well, it is finally going to happen. I'm going to have my own website shortly. As soon as it is up and running, I will let everybody know. I have also changed management after all these years to F.N. Frump & Son, of Atlantic City, N.J., and they will be oversseing my career in the future. I will be posting their email address shortly, so don't forget Old Jerry Charles when you need to book live entertainment. I'm feeling good and ready to get back into the ratrace of nightclub crooning. Thank you to everyone who has supported me over the years !
I luv ya !
Jerry Charles


mel gruver
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4/05/2005
17:00:35
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to whom it may concern: jerry charles is a louse.


Jerry Charles
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4/06/2005
04:48:27
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Dear Mel,
Drop Dead you skunk ! this is what happens to agents who take 50% and sleep with my ex wife.
Go chase yourself, you putz !

Jerry


mel gruver
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4/06/2005
07:39:12
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For God's sake Jerry, she is my sister!! You are way off base on
this one. I was using the money to pay for your funeral back in
the days when you were dead. Who loves you like I do, Jerry?
Come to your senses,
Mel
P.S. I will be auditioning new acts in the breezeway on thursday,
no animal acts and no ventriloquists.


Jerry Charles
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4/06/2005
07:52:50
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Listen Mel, if I woulda known that she was your sister I never woulda married her, although I shoulda realized something was amiss when I discovered she had a tail just like you. Be that as it may, you owe me alot of dough, and if you don't fork it over, I'm gonna have to consult my attorney, Herbie Correlli. And another thing, knock off the Jerry is dead bullshit, its starting to get old. By the way, Mrs. Newhouser called looking for you, and she said to tell you that that thing you did to her with the spatula was borderline sick and she is going to rat you out to her son, Scooter, and you know what he is capapble of when he goes off his medications and breaks the glass on his gun cabinet. Look whos laughing now, schmuck !
Jerry


Augaustine St.Whoopi
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4/06/2005
09:16:51
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I, Augie St. Whoopie, of 217 East Front Street am the only official
widow of the late crooner Jerry Charles. In fact the big headed
lunk kacked in my arms. We had just got it on in the dumpster
at Bing and Libby's and he had fished a donut out of an old
paper bag, took a bite, burst into tears and said, "Augie, it just
don't get any better than this". And then he choked on the
cruller of death.
His cremated remains are in an old Bosco jar on my night
stand. I keep it in the window so that he can look in the window
across the street and still see Joyce and Sandra do that hot oil
show he always loved.
Anyone claiming to be Jerry Charles is either a liar or an
escapee from the foam rubber haha house in Centerville.
Recently Single,
Augie St. Whoopie


Jerry Charles
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4/06/2005
09:36:24
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now I've heard everything ! Who the hell is that broad? And, 217 East front Street is the LBJ Saloon, and its Rittersville, not Centerville. Hey, asshole, listen to the voices in your head and go jump of the pine street bridge.....now, for serious inquiries only, I can be reached for singing gigs at my new agent F.N. Krump at his Egg Harbour Office at the Fota-Bailey-Silbermann industrial park offa the white horse pike..the email address is fnkrump@baileytechnical.com
please this is real buisness address, I'm desperately looking for gigs, so if you are just some moron looking to make my life miserable, go somewhere else.
thank you,
Jerry


jerry charles
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4/07/2005
09:39:06
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hey, hold on!!! i am the real jerry charles and i am too dead!
lay off! as if i didn't have enough problems in life, can't you
just let me be dead in peace?? even for a week or two??
oh yeah, i got a glance at the book of life, and i do not wish to
frighten anyone,but, herman freenatash, i will be seeing you
soon!
jc


Herman Freenatash
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4/07/2005
09:49:02
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Aw Shit...............I was afraid of that !


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