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Arlene Hammersleetz
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2/07/2005
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Eddie Jr. give me a venerable disease when he took me fishin' down the canal. Now I can't go swimmin' at the YWCA, because they said I were contagious. I got venerable boils on my privates that squirt this gross stuff whenever I bend over to play quoits. I'm realley pissed off at Eddie Jr., and I'm gonna tell the school nurse!

Arlene H.


Sandra Pudlowsky
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2/07/2005
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Dear Arlene,
You are lucky you can still play quoits, Eddie infected me so severely, I can't throw a quoit more than 2 feet without releasing a volcanic festering boil explosion, which takes the better part of an afternoon, just to scrape it off the davenport and the barca lounger. I tried to sit in a kiddee pool when I feel eruptive, but the ooze ate right thru the pool, the karistan carpet and the subflooring ! When I get my mits on Eddie Jr., I'm gonna give him what for !
Sandra Pudlowsky, fellow sufferrer


enos
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2/10/2005
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i have found myself in the little room. i have adjusted some of
the controls and now the lights have gone out. i feel the need to
push a button, but i cannot remember which button ed jr. said
not to push, and why. while there is no music here, per say, i
would like to acknowledge the most excellent acousitics.
in closing, GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!


Gwenda Diaria
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2/10/2005
11:18:53
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Dear Enos,
Please confine your posts to stories of how Ed infected you with venereal diseases. We welcome your input (sic) but only if it is graffic and disgusting. In my own situation, Ed has bestowed on me a boil like pustule which runs from my privates all the way down to my frog egg encrusted toes, culminating in a oozing festering carbuncle the size of a rotten moldy watermellon which is sloshing back and forth inside my keds.
Love,
Gwenda


stulzer dingbat
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2/18/2005
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bunches of weirdoes on this board.


Easy Forex
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3/15/2005
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Easy Forex
Your Forex trading can be Easy Forex Trading with the implementation of online trading into your trading vocabulary. Easy Forex Trading is, in its most basic form, Forex trading that is accessible and convenient. This is made possible through online Forex trading.


ed
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3/16/2005
08:42:25
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that shit about trading forex is all crap. i don't need my two
stupid sons, ed jr and earl jr, reading about crap like this. i told
that bitch mother of theirs they had to be circumsized, but she
said it was against her religion.
now that the whore has rund off with that kid in the nehru
jacket my life is a little quieter. my booze disappears slower, so
it weren't those two jackasses but their mother what guzzeled
the balantines like it was going out of business.
i dont care so much for me, but those two idiots are sitting in
her indentation on the davenport wearing one of her sun
dresses-they both fit in one damn dress-watching regis and
kelly and spitting on the coffee table. so don't help out with
none of your smart college ideas, they only left us bereft and
conflated.
in fact don't call here either, the noise disturbs my kids and
gives them ideas.
the harassment is getting to me! last night some kid drove
by on an old huffy and hurled a chicken in a bowling bag
through the picture window!


Hunk and Moon Man
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3/16/2005
09:23:47
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wow................deja vu'.................


Jumbo
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3/31/2005
05:56:36
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Fourex trading sound a littl bit too much like condom (rubber) trading, and I don't know if that is really a good idea, especially after an initial use.
thank you,
Jumbo


enos
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3/31/2005
08:58:38
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i am writing today because i am a little depressed. as you know,
i have been caring for jerry charles in complete secrecy up in the
old crawl space. helping him recover from his recent corrective
cranial surgery. at first we thought the operation a tremedous
success, having reduced the great crooners head bulk by at least
three inches, but now the surgeons are telling me that they fear
he will never regain consciousness and they want to remove his
feeding tube. at least this is what i believe they are indicating to
me, my facility with drypesean being very limited.
i want to thank moonman, hunk, and the twins-ed jr and earl
jr, for somehow always coming up with the strange dietary
requirements that i believe the doctors have perscribed.
but now hope seems faint and far away and i am being forced
to consider having jerry's feeding tube removed. i am asking
the entire gang from front street to put their collective heads
together and come up with a little advice.
as you know i never come out during the daylight hours, and
cannot stand to have human eyes gaze upon my naked form, so
please do not attempt to enter the crawl space, and confine your
verbal comunicae to the walkie talkie in the treehouse, get your
official handle from earl jr, he is in charge of the 9 volt battery.
that is all.


Jerry Charles
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3/31/2005
09:49:37
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oh why do you torment me so.................and another thing, take the imaginary feeding tube and shove it up your ass, you Jumbo pud eatin donut pumper wannabe piece of excrement. I'm not dead, I'm not dying, I didn't have an operation, although mentioning the treefort, crawlspace tells me exactly who you are. Does the name Kurt B. ring a bell? hold on...........I hafta call you back, Hunk and Moon Man are at the garage door dressed as girl scouts, selling boxes of what smells like cow manure.........I hate when they do this, because they make me feel guilty and I buy some and then I don't know what to do with it, so I throw it in the street in front of PZ's house, and he gets pissed. I'll get back to you, and I'm sending the girlscouts over to your crawl space so you better have some small bills on you cos, hunk & moon man never have no change. Sandra called and said to tell you that you were lying about the venereal warts not being contagious, and shes gonna punch you in the scrotum as soon as she finds out where your scrotum is located. You shouldn't be allowed on the website, because your really really fucked up.
I hate you,
Jerry Charles
c/0 crawl space


MRS. NEWHOUSER
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3/31/2005
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after much prayers and soul searching, both the rabi newhouser
and i give our blessing for the removal of jerry charles's feeding
tube. our thoughts and prayers are with you. he once, believe it
or not, was a fine man, and a role model. heartbreaking.
heartbreaking.


Jerry Charles
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3/31/2005
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Are you trying to drive me insane? Your husband isn't a Rabbi. You don't have a husband. The closest you ever got to a husband is when Lavere Newhouser took you to the prom, and he was your cousin, and he croaked himself after the first dance. And while we are here, how comes Hunk and Moon Man look exactly alike, but aren't related? And who supplies them with the girl scout manure? I'm beginning to get annoyed with all this "Jerry Charles is dead" bullshit. You can forget the half price coupons for boil-ease. Why is my life so much tougher than everybody elses?


zebag losenz
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5/25/2005
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don't do it.


FLEABAG FILIPE
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6/11/2005
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SCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCH!!


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