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1/25/2005
07:28:32
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did you know that Tarzan had a pet chicken? I knew it. I know everything about Tarzan, and more than everything about chickens.

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(probably Hunk Silfies)


Dr. Irving Borg
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1/26/2005
10:36:34
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Attention Jr. and Sr. High Students !
Do not, I repeat, do not eat any of the anal/rectal lollipolyps. they are not a sanctioned food product, but a cruel trick perpetrated on you by Earl Jr and his juvenile delinquent friends from front st. Anyone who has ingested more than 2 anal/rectal lollipolyps is advised to seek treatment immediately.



ed feebdiver
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1/31/2005
08:13:11
RE: Tarzan
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you know they will tell you how johnny weismuller dove off the
brooklyn bridge for the filming of tarzan in new york, big deal.
any jamoke can fall off a bridge. i fall off em all the time.
ask hunk, he lives below a bridge.
mister big shot gold medalist tarzan. it was his wife lupe who
was the true visionary in the family. gave her life inventing a
new dive in a porcelain swimming pool of the pull chain variety.
a class dame.
as far as the chickens go, i don't remember that, but if hunk
silfies says tarzan had chickens, he had chickens.
i had crabs once.



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1/31/2005
09:23:17
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really, Ed? crabs? I had fruit flies once , well more than once, well, actually I have had a fruit fly infestation problem ever since that larva experiment in biology class, the one that went horribly wrong when I accidentally , well, you are better off not knowing, and besides, that story always makes the chickens nervous. They still panick, evertime they smell the salve. Must bring back bad memories.
H.S.


earl jr
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1/31/2005
09:59:23
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its because you didn't cap your flatus tube. those things need to
be rinsed out every once in a while, capice?


Pud Heimbecker
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1/31/2005
10:16:56
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Tarzan never used no flatus tube, you big fibber!
Thats why he never suffered from no anal-rectal lollipolyps, like you, ya big asshole ! Someone ought to stick a chicken up your ass. I gotta go now, me and Wally got a date for a little high performance drag racing !


hunk silfies
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1/31/2005
12:25:28
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heimbecker-go heim yourself! where do you get these ideas?
what do you got against chickens anyway? ever had a chicken
stuffed up your ass?? you are a wrong person. chickens are
gods creatures and you have got to stop your unnatural
practices. i will shove my uncle, jerry charles' custom made
steel pot vintage ww2 korean commie slaying helmut right up
your brown and stinky love tunnel.
i will then fill the helmet with sterno and heat you up.
maybe melt a little pud cheese in there for a nice fondue!
yeah! lets you and me do lunch sometime.



king stash
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1/31/2005
18:02:38
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This is all komplete krap!


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