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Sky King
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1/11/2005
09:22:37
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Bob and Larry, I do not know quite how to say this, so I guess I
will just drop it in the water and see who pulls the chain.
You may or may not know that I am of an advanced age. I
am prohibited by Federal agreements to give any specific
personal information. Anyhow, after my recent debacle
after the Buddy Holly Festival last year, when I was decieved by
improperly installed navigational equiptment and managed to
cause an international episode by crashing myself and my best
friend Jerry Charles into the American Embassy in Drypesland, I
have been greatly limited in my sky pilotry.
I have been asked by management to move my business
away from the rat incinerater, and am subject to daily ridicule at
dinky donuts. I hate that Greek guy!
So, I am hoping that you two, Bob and Larry, will consider
coming aboard as full partners and saving the thrill of flight for
all the good and kind citizens of Front Street and Lower East
New Catasauqua Park, and the whole Catasauqua out laying
regions.
If you are interested, I can still be found at the incenerator, I
just cannot wear my helmet and flight goggles.
Thank you for your interest. Fuzzy Knight says hello.
Sky King


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1/11/2005
09:59:17
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Come in Bob.........
I'm here, Larry........
Bob, Sky king has sent us a communique
But. Larry, how did he find us.......
Don't know, bob, should we be concerned..
Yes Larry, how do you know it was really SkyKing
Well, Bob, maybe if we request a photo of Penny, he could verify his identity....
I don't know Larry, theres something rotten in Catty, if you ask me, maybe I should land soon, am I cleared for landing.........
Yes siree Bob, come on in
Thanks Larry, I can always trust you at the controls......
Your too kind Bob....now put it on auto and kick back and enjoy the orange barrells that Aunt Pearl put in your lunchbox....
Life is good Larry
You betcha, Bob


Sky King
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1/11/2005
11:24:41
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PLEASE YOU TWO!! HOW CAN I CONVINCE YOU THAT THIS IS
ME???


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1/11/2005
12:39:46
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Hes not able to fool me, Bob.
Me neither , Larry,
I know who he really is, bob,
I have my suspicions also, Larry,
bob, I think its that Earl Jr. kid.......
Larry, isn't he the tortured adolescent who
dumped in the utility room?
Roger that assessment, Bob..the one and only
Sherwood st. dumpaholic..............
Skyking would be ashamed to have him as his copilot, Larry
So would I, bob, so would I...the kid needs help
Well Larry, maybe we could get him interested in
the air cadet scouts...it could save his life...
cool idea Bob, lets bring the subject up at the next air cadet scout orange barrell jamboree..
over and out, Larry
ditto, Bob


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1/11/2005
22:03:44
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stop that and pay attention to me! i am sky king! the real sky
king! why the hell would i lie about that, look at me, i am aging,
syphilitic, i cannot cut my own meat. why would i lie about a
thing like that? i am sky king, damn it!


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1/12/2005
04:26:46
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Im worried about the kid, Bob
Me too, Larry.....
I wish he would give up with the skyking delusion, Bob, I'm sure it isn't healthy
Yes, Larry, i think you hit the nail on the head
with your suggestion to join the air cadet scouts
Well Bob, the air cadet scouts are allright in my
book, look how good we turned out
Yes, Larry, we are fully qualified pilots, plus,
the gals really go for us in a big way.....
its a crying shame, bob, Earl Jr. has no direction
I blame bad drugs, Larry, bad drugs can be bad.
Ditto, Bob, Earl Jr. should re-examine his lifestyle, forgo utility room dumping, and consult a fully qualified drug counselor.
Well, Larry, I'm almost out of rocket fuel, if you know what I mean, and I nned butts and gum.
I'm way ahead of you, bob, just got a carton of Kents at shopwell....
your cleared for Landing, Bob,
Thanks, buddy, I'm coming in..........


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1/12/2005
04:27:23
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Im worried about the kid, Bob
Me too, Larry.....
I wish he would give up with the skyking delusion, Bob, I'm sure it isn't healthy
Yes, Larry, i think you hit the nail on the head
with your suggestion to join the air cadet scouts
Well Bob, the air cadet scouts are allright in my
book, look how good we turned out
Yes, Larry, we are fully qualified pilots, plus,
the gals really go for us in a big way.....
its a crying shame, bob, Earl Jr. has no direction
I blame bad drugs, Larry, bad drugs can be bad.
Ditto, Bob, Earl Jr. should re-examine his lifestyle, forgo utility room dumping, and consult a fully qualified drug counselor.
Well, Larry, I'm almost out of rocket fuel, if you know what I mean, and I nned butts and gum.
I'm way ahead of you, bob, just got a carton of Kents at shopwell....
your cleared for Landing, Bob,
Thanks, buddy, I'm coming in..........


Jumbo
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1/12/2005
05:00:30
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If skyking can't cut his own meat, maybe he needs a pud-tugger.................


Sky King
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1/12/2005
07:21:35
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...---... !!!!!!!


harry chester
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1/31/2005
18:15:38
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stupid morons!


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