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Pudd Slakter
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1/10/2005
07:50:24
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yo earl,
meet me under the bridge, I got you a swell birthday present. all you gotta do is squeeze them real hard, and the resulting entrail discharge will save you a fortune on salve. you will never need salve again, not as long as I have a trestle.
ps, Hunk also got you something, but he won't tell me what it is, only that it includes tapeworms, cooties, compound "W" , chicken parts and various non-human bodily fluids.
bon Appetite !
Pudd & Hunk


ed damnit
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1/10/2005
07:59:52
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listen you jokers, lay off the party gags. ever since that weird
little thing at chipper's party where that freakin magician made
my pants dissappear and mrs newhouser tried to rub pickle-lili
on "little elvis", i aint had the stomach to party.
getting older aint nothin to celebrate, any jackass can do that.
all you gotta do is get out of bed in the morning, and not
schtupp that gasbag in the pup tent at donnie's.

donnie: you should throw some bleach around the joint, it
smells like frog eggs.

also: i see the freenatash family is remodling there bungalow on
sherwood street, what do you say we all leave them something
special?????


Donnie
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1/10/2005
11:16:58
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that was alligator eggs, not frog eggs. and the Freenatash family moved to West Catty, so leave them out of this. Pudd says pick up your birthday present real soon cos its festering and smells like one of Jumbo's diapers left in a port-o-let for 6 months, and it was DSD's tent, not mine. I don't know how much of this crap I can take before I lose it completely. I heard Wally is using flatus tubes as air intake devices. Drilled holes and installed a neat hood scoop and placed red golf balls over the beveled edges. Real Boss, Bitchen...........Moon Man Equipped.......


clipper king
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1/13/2005
20:49:33
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My name is Clipper King, I am a developer currently rehabing a
sweet little bungalow on Sherwood Street. Recently during
some excavation work we came across what appears to be an
old sleeping bag with some badly decomposed cat courpses
rolled up in it, along with an empty Peter Pan Peanutbutter jar, a
rusty but otherwise usable kazoo, thirteen hits of black blotter
acid and what appears to be an antique mahogany and ivory
indian flatus tube, with adapters and attachments.
there is also a naked photo of Wavy Gravy and Gypsy Boots
rubbing some kind of salve on a kid that looks like Freddy
Bartholomew.
All of these will be on display beneath the South Catty overpass
for the next six days, until the trash comes and gets it.

NOTICE: Stay off my property-you guys is a bunch of freaks!


Bert Kazoom
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1/14/2005
09:35:32
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what the hell is a courpses?


drew faziola
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1/31/2005
18:04:56
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this is senseless crap.


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