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Kurt B. Hat
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1/04/2005
10:25:27
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Hey Ed Earl,

Does you still got the photo of Ralph?


ed damnit
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1/04/2005
11:32:20
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nah, kurt.
lost with all my other momentos in a tragic treehouse fire.
remember the time we watched your aunt glenna schtup the
chinese food delivery guy in your dad's nash station wagon?
she started makeng these funny moans and the chinese guy
was going all chinese on her, when my dad came outa the house
and shot him in the ass with a flare gun?
i couldn't watch kung fu for the entire summer without
laughing till the piss pooled in my bean bag chair.


Kurt B.
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1/04/2005
14:15:01
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thats funny..I don't remember that at all....although the pools in the bean bag chair bring back unpleasant memories.but I always thought that was your dog, Pedro, the chihuahua. I bet the Chinese guy was weeping after your Pa shot him in the ass with the flare gun. Do you still have that bear trap? I never knew why you had bear traps.


earl jr
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1/05/2005
14:12:54
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i don't know if you ever knew my ma, but she would set that
bear trap up outside my bed so i wouldn't get up and walk
around the house while she went boozing with mrs. n down at
fat ray's.
one day ralph clumb the fire escape and knocked on my
window, it scared the hell out of pedro, he started barking and
jumped out of bed right into that piece of shit bear trap. thats
why i always had a dog skull in the tree fort. well i did, before
logus used it for rehearsing his new trick and burned half the
woods to the ground.
i would have been pissed, but it was a really cool trick.

ps-a warning to anyone who goes outside: my dad hit the jug
pretty hard this morning. after oprah he grabbed a few golf
clubs and one of my ma's old dresses and took off, he said it
was time for payback, so watch it!

hey hunk, what happened to you last night?


hunk silfies
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1/24/2005
07:13:55
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there is no good way to euthinize a chicken.


ralph chachonsky
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1/24/2005
07:18:05
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look, i aint a jekutis, i aint gypsy boots, i don't got kurt b's hat.
you fart smellers better lay off or i will unleash the night of one
thousand inconveniences on all of you.
and to the jackass who left the neru jacket in my mom's
hyundai: lay off the cologne. sheesh, you smell up the whole
neighborhood!


Howard Grello
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1/24/2005
07:28:16
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Hey Ralph,
Remember when you drank 2 bottles of Romilar and walked home sideways, and then throwed up into your gluebag, but didn't notice, then you inhaled romilar barf fumes for 2 days? Well, I remember it. Grow up, Ralph !


ralph chachonsky
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1/24/2005
08:15:54
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just so you know, romilar barf fumes can only get you high for
two days. that's science, there's nothing i can do about that!
now parapectalin and barf, you can get three, three and a half
days. it's science, there's nothing i can do!


Howard Grello
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1/24/2005
09:15:37
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there ain't no such thing as parapectalin, although there is such a thing as barf, because I'm sitting in a pool of it right now. I looked up parapectalin, because as you know, anything that is true can be looked up. Well, I looked it up and parapectalin ain't there, so it ain't true and you can take your Kurt B. hat and go dump in it...you lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!parapectalin, my ass !


ralph chachonsky
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1/24/2005
09:40:47
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hey puke boy, it is a variation of paragoric. look that up, and
then lay off the nyquil. i still remember the time we watched
your sister trim her pubes into a shamrock for st.patty's day?



zoltan fubwa
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1/24/2005
09:54:57
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yes, please, I would like to inform the nieghborhood that my
favorite Nehru jacket has turned up missing for the second time
this month! I am sure you are as concerned as I, but I ask that
you not worry yourselves, I will find it soon. Should anyone be
inclined to reveal its location or
to transport it to my room above the cleaners on front street, I
would be eternaly grateful. As well as discrete.
trent

ps- I should like to take this chance to extend my warm feelings
to Ms. Lettie Chachonsky!


Todd Coprolagnia
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1/24/2005
10:15:22
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there is something very disturbing about Zoltan and his fetish for sending warm greeting to people who do not exist, that why I had to take his nehru jacket again, and lets face it, he isn't going to want to wear it after I'm done doing what I can't help but do. I have no control over this situation, you can look it up.
Todd Coprolagnia



zoltan fubwa
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1/24/2005
11:16:38
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Mister Todd, thank you for being so forth coming. Allow me to
extend to you my thanks, and also my warmest greetings to Mrs.
Coprolagnia!


Todd Coprolagnia
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1/24/2005
11:34:58
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Dear Zoltan
You know darn well that there is no Mrs. Coprolagnia ! How could there be? don't you know the origins of Coprolagnia? Do you think I could get a date, let alone a wife. there is no woman or animal understanding enough to accept my peculiar affliction. Maybe you would be ?
Love,
Todd Coprolagnia


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