"If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going."

"When your IQ rises to 28, sell."

"Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser."

"It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you."

"Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!"

"With the beginning of a great & compassionate love, comes the growth of one's heart, and with that, a profound inner change. The way to opening the mind is often first through the heart. And once is the mind & heart are open, so many things become possible."

"Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest."

"Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends."

-- Irwin Corey